13 Works by thvmission
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Astarion had decided to go with an expensive, prissy school in the middle of nowhere to pursue an undergraduate degree in pre-law. Unfortunately, this came with a lot of other issues:
Classes were divided into certain categories, such as “logical reasoning” and “communication skills”—whatever those two things meant. He just wanted to get in, get his degree in pre-law, and depart for greater horizons.
Now, he’d be stuck taking fucking biology.
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This is why Larian isn't making Baldur's Gate 4 by bluebeebalm, CuttingSilk, Gewhana, hackemssky, osiris_ryes, thvmission
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Jul 2024
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As Gale and Astarion's anniversary rolls around, Astarion commissions world renowned author Biff McSplort for a custom smutpiece.
It doesn't go as planned.
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The product of 17 authors going HAM for 12 hours in a google doc
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“We’re going to go out there, and you’re not going to make a single sound. For every sigh, whimper, moan, or grunt, I’ll add a strike. Each strike is five lashes.”
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a very self-indulgent little fic for the e/a/w kink drink event :) -
Blast Damage Days by thvmission for VermillionFangs
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Apr 2024
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"Well... damn," sighed Astarion. "You may as well swap bodies with me. My scars don't cause me much pain. Must be much easier for me, compared to that orb of yours."
Gale paused, a long silence developing between the two.
Then, he broke it.
"That isn't the most terrible idea I've heard in my days," he prompted.
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my bloodweave brainrot spring ficswap fic for vermillionfangs! i hope you enjoy! <3
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"I want to know," Gale immediately blurted, then gestured vaguely to Astarion's body, "how to be pretty. Like you."
"My darling, what do you mean? You are already pretty."
"Not like you, Astarion. Not like you. You're all... soft edges, pale skin, round eyes, and curves. I'm just. I'm sharp edges, bumpy skin, narrow eyes, and boxy. I don't feel pretty," he lamented, looking Astarion up and down again. "I..."
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Halsin and Astarion both take their children to Blackstaff Beginners, a small preschool tucked into the corner of town. Astarion plays "hard to get" while Halsin attempts to dissuade him with his charms.
Alternatively titled: "Five Times Halsin Asks For Astarion's Number, and One Time He Succeeds."
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honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us by thvmission
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
17 Mar 2024
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various drabbles of the handsome jack/rhys pairing that i don't know what to do with. enjoy.
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Astarion isn't one to ask for a caretaker, especially when ill. He doesn't need one.
Until he does.
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Before he could even lay himself down, he felt energy crackling from the boxers. He suddenly became nervous, wondering if he’d get shocked by them. To test it out, Astarion decided to put them right up to his face.
And inhale.
And bury his face in the fabric to inhale some more.
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- Part 2 of Waterdeep Gardening with Gale Dekarios
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Gale starts a garden in the backyard of his tower, hoping that something may come of it. After Astarion had been forced to inhabit the Underdark, he had since been attempting to find a solution.
The true mystery was whether or not it would work.
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- Part 1 of Waterdeep Gardening with Gale Dekarios
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“Gonna find a mate this time, eh, or is it the ol’ hand again? Feels like centuries since you’ve copulated with someone,” he’d snicker, but Halsin would only shake his head with a knowing smile.
“Rath, my dear companion, that will have to wait until next time.”
He said that every time, though. In truth, his rut was even more tiring with a mate.
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- Part 3 of bg3 drabbles
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Before Astarion could continue, the hand that was previously stirring the pot ended up teleporting right next to Astarion’s face. It placed its fingers over his mouth, pressing down with enough pressure to prevent him from opening his mouth.
“That’s better. Now, if you’re not going to leave me to my own devices, that hand’s gonna stay there until dawn.”
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- Part 2 of bg3 drabbles
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With Halsin and Astarion being the only two full-blooded elves, Astarion would only go into trance for about three hours at a time. That seemed to be the average time that a regular elf would trance, but Halsin would notice a momentary break, accompanied by a furrow of the brow and a soft, pained groan.
That night, though, Astarion seemed marginally more peaceful.
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- Part 1 of bg3 drabbles