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    Dean ducked inside the student building, blinking against the sudden chill of the A/C. The hallway smelled like iced coffee and printer toner, and someone had propped open the door to the art gallery with a chair. He passed bulletin boards covered in flyers- club meetings, roommate ads, some guy offering psychic readings for “donation-based compensation only.”

    Then one flyer caught him.

    Not because it was flashy. Just the opposite.

    It was a plain white sheet of paper, printed on a standard 8.5x11 in Courier font like someone allergic to creativity.

    Dean slowed to a stop.

    The flyer read:

     

    MODEL CALL ; FINAL PHOTOGRAPHY PORTFOLIO

    Seeking volunteers for weekly portrait sessions.
    Fridays, 3 pm - Studio 2B
    No experience necessary.
    Payment in coffee and immortalization.

    Contact: Castiel Novak
    xxx-xxx-xxxx

     

    He stared at it longer than made sense.

    There wasn’t even a photo or sample image. Just that plain-ass typewriter font and a sense of weird sincerity.

    Immortalization.

    Who the hell uses a word like that in a student flyer?

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    19 Jul 2025

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    After Metatron steals Castiel's grace, and Cas comes to live in the bunker, Dean spends a lot of time with him, sharing all of his favourite things. Dean can't help it if sharing things with Cas just makes everything better. Besides, it's Dean's job as Cas' friend to introduce him to the joys of human life. To teach him how to be human.

    And if one of the experiences they end up sharing is sex with women, well... that's just part of Dean's job as Cas' friend too, right?

    The desire is triangulated, the rituals are intricate.
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    “You know you can’t turn Cas into a mini-Dean,” Sam said

    “First, if I did, Cas'd be all set, 'cause I'm awesome,” Dean said. “Second, that’s not what this is about. Cas needs to know how to get by in the world. He needs someone to teach him how to just be a guy.”

    Sam’s face scrunched up. “He already is just a guy.”

    “But he doesn’t know how to be one,” Dean insisted, like it was an obvious fact, and Sam was a little dim for not getting it.

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    17 Jul 2025

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    As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.

    What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?

    (It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)

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    17 Jul 2025

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    Eternally single professor Castiel is quiet, nerdy, and keeps to his research. The one indulgence that he allows himself is spending hours on YouTube bingeing the vlogs of a handsome, reckless archaeologist. Hunter styles himself as a bit of an Indiana Jones type, and he reminds Castiel of the adventurous, free person he longs to be. Plus, he’s super hot.

    Imagine Castiel’s surprise when he meets the new archaeology professor at the Humanities potluck.

    This is his chance—he is finally in the same room as Dean “Hunter” Winchester!

    Unfortunately, the best interaction shy, awkward Castiel can manage is to steal his new colleague’s Tupperware.

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    13 May 2025

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    A mysterious Men of Letters artifact creating eight extra Castiels sounds like the beginning of a Dean Winchester sex dream. Too bad Leviathan won't quit drooling all over the floor, Jimmy Novak is scary as hell, that Misha guy is a weirdo, Godstiel is a prima donna, Angel Castiel keeps trying to smite Sam, Crazy Cas is a nudist only at the most inappropriate times, Emmanuel is just plain clueless, and endverse Cas is making the entire bunker smell like weed. On second thought, maybe Dean will just hide until this all blows over.

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    12 May 2025