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Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.
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19 Sep 2024
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then out of nowhere, somebody comes and hits you with an ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jun 2023
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A man with spider-themed superpowers accidentally breaks into Wade's apartment.
or, that fic in which Wade shoots at a shadow, makes a twink some pancakes, attempts to read several scientific papers, orders a dozen bagels and winds up with fourteen, is accused of smoking too much weed, falsifies medical documents, eats churros in Central Park, sings opera, encounters a dead-end, pretends he's filming a movie about ninjas and wizards, and—somewhere along the way—meets the love of his life.
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31 Mar 2023
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Blood Sickness. by elastic honey (infernoconcealed)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
04 Mar 2019
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Wade jumps into another dimension, hunting down Spiderman.
What Spiderman and Deadpool have taught me is that everything in life, (even the darkest and most painful parts of life), can be fun and playful. I wanted to write something to explain what I mean by that.
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- Part 2 of what remains regardless.
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07 Mar 2023
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like a record, baby by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Oct 2022
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“I already have an escape plan,” Deadpool says. He grabs Peter’s wrist, raises it above his head, and then digs his thumb into Peter’s spinneret.
Or: Peter gets bitten by a spider, immediately runs into Deadpool, and later keeps running into him, but as Spider-Man. Also, spinnerets. Okay, mainly: spinnerets.
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09 Jan 2023
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stop (don't stop) by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Jan 2022
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Unfortunate circumstances lead to Peter and Deadpool getting tied up in webs together. Deadpool can cut them out, but not without his arm grinding against Peter with every movement.
Peter's determined not to cum.
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09 Jan 2023