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Currently, Ed is backed into a corner and hyperventilating. Just as a quick check in on how he’s doing.
“Ed,” Stede is saying. But Stede doesn’t look like Stede, and honestly? That’s not even the problem. The problem is the other thing.
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18 Oct 2025
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When they first meet, Stede Bonnet, cravat influencer, finds Edward Teach, the new Earl of Blackthorn, to be an ill-mannered boor. Drawn to the man in spite of himself, Stede finds himself agreeing to help Blackthorn make over his wardrobe.
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A Regency AU
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30 Sep 2025
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Popular novelist Edward Teach knows his stuff, but the Society for Antiquities has some complaints about his latest book, and to appease them, his publisher sends him out on an expedition with an expert archaeologist, Stede Bonnet.
Turns out Stede's concerns aren't all to do with the ruins in the novels; he's also got some unwelcome feedback on the sex scenes. With terrible (perfect?) timing, they're about to encounter a legendary sex pollen, and these new enemies are going to have to make a fast pivot to lovers if they want to survive.
What better way to test the feasibility of everything Ed's imagined, and more?
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- Part 1 of Silly Spicy Sweet One-Shots
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13 Aug 2025
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Ed was going to marry a prince, just like he always dreamed of as a child. He proceeded to be very normal about it.
The Ed POV of Blood Under the Skin.
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- Part 4 of Blood Under the Skin series
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02 Aug 2025
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Ask anyone: Edward Teach is the greatest pro surfer in the world. Or, he was. Now he’s retired, and burnt out, and okay maybe possibly dealing with a bit of untreated clinical depression. He hasn’t stepped foot in the water in almost two years—can’t even bring himself to go for a dip in the private pool at his fancy apartment complex, although not for lack of trying. Enter: Stede Bonnet. Also known as Pool DILF. Also also known as the love of Ed’s life. And love makes us do crazy things. Like maybe pretending you don’t know how to swim so your crush will offer to teach you.
What could go wrong?
A Reverse Big Bang collab with Sailor's Ruin!
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25 Jul 2025