toastedegg
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Lost in Translation by toastedegg
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Jan 2018
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for bakudeku secret santa! i am a failure! but i love u sarumomon! here's the fantasy au i could not stop myself from making increasingly complicated i hope u enjoy!!!
based on the prompts "fantasy AU" and "my friend mixed up saying 'fight me' and 'marry me' in japanese"
deku accidentally asks bakugou to marry him, bakugou has a gay panic, todoroki just wants to sleep and maybe rub a dragon belly. kirishima saves the day, basically. also, exploding in more ways than one is involved.
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Thrown together at the same university without their childhood buffer, a popular, image-obsessed Ino and a lazy, brilliant Shikamaru must navigate the pressures of college, their fractured friendship, and a confusing new guy, all while the unspoken bond they've always relied on threatens to become something infinitely more troublesome.
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16 Sep 2025
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college au shikaino — nice to read something that focuses on them as characters without all the ninja stuff in the way
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When the genius of Konoha returns from a mission in a catatonic state, it is up to his old teammate to delve into the depths of his mind and pull him back out. But the dangers of the mind are many, and the road to finding him may be more difficult than she could have imagined.
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13 Sep 2023
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slowest burn shikaino 9 years in the making we love it i will show my children this fic
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Sakura gives up on Kakashi-sensei as a teacher after Team 7 falls apart. However, her plans get thrown out the window when a mission gone wrong leaves Kakashi-sensei stranded elsewhen in time and a different Kakashi is slotted into his place in the timeline.
Hatake-sensei just wants his dogs back and is deeply offended by the mess of a team the other him had made. Detangling Sakura's deficiencies is going to take a good while and, since team training always works better with an actual team…
Ino hesitates when Sakura asks her to join Team 7. Everything Sakura had ever said about Kakashi-sensei says it is a terrible idea and yet, she joins anyway–mostly for Sakura but also because this new Hatake-sensei pushes them through training like their lives depend upon it.
And they do.
They're ninja–and they've got to be ready.
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- English
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Bookmarked by toastedegg
16 Jan 2023
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kakashi becomes a good sensei minus some trauma and cynicism apparently, ino and sakura are good for each other and should best friends forever and ever and all the men who dare doubt them should be jailed for stupidity
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Sasuke has never not taken Kakashi seriously, but this newly discovered hobby of his gives him a better understanding of the sitting Hokage. The dumb erotica isn't a kink. It's a salve for the scabs of their profession. Cozy mysteries and erotica always end the same. A bust and a nut.
“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.” ~ Terry Pratchett
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14 Mar 2023
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miserable shikaino and hinata at the top of the food chain just the way i like it
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"Don't hang up. It's about Ino."
Nothing less than the purest of loves could reel him back to the hell that had raised him. Sakura plays her cards well, when she wants to.
That it all goes desperately wrong from there is... about what he'd expected.
Shikamaru doesn't want to save the world. Maybe, just maybe though, he can save the girl.
(Don't dare me to write a love story.)
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(This series is in chronological order. You do not need to have read womb under water to follow this story.)
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- Part 3 of Hydrology 101
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- English
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- 63,159
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- 18/18
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Bookmarked by toastedegg
16 Jan 2023
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enthralling AU with captivating characters AAAAAA so happy that this series exists