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All Wrapped Up With a Bow by todesesser
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2025
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Zhuzhi-lang gets sex-pollened and refuses to let anyone but Master Shen treat him.
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[Art] Mask down by todesesser for stardust_falling
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2023
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Some Qijiu art for SVSEX
Disciple Shen Jiu and Disciple Yue Qi go off on a mission. Oh no, Qi-ge's cultivation got tangled up defending SJ.
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Zhushen kissies by todesesser
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Sep 2023
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Fives times Shen Qingqiu and Zhuzhi-Lang should have kissed, plus one time they really shouldn’t have.
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Operation Phoenix: Capturing Hearts, an Art of Undercover Shenanigans, Floundering Facades, and Inevitable Infatuations by caffeinatedshoe, kuku88, lesbianspirals, PeacefulDiscord, rest_stop, Sev_Sev, Skilliard, todesesser, VioletDallas, XiaoYingTao (XiaoSev)
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
27 Mar 2023
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Agents: Chu Wanning, Mo Ran
Objective: Go undercover posing as a married couple to infiltrate a party and solve a series of burglaries.
Additional Notes:
- Five break-in so far
- Theft has included antiques, art, business secrets
- Sexy photos and lingerie for Chu Wanning included----
A chaotic collaborative fic written by 11 different authors
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Yearning for You | 向往着你 by todesesser
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
01 Feb 2023
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On New Year's Eve, Chu Wanning goes to find Mo Ran and gets a glimpse of something forbidden.
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The widow's walk by todesesser for Space_Samurai
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2023
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Shen Qingqiu, two-year into his mourning, is summoned to Huan Hua Palace to meet the new Palace Master.
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to emerge unscathed - 安然无恙 by todesesser
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Dec 2022
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Shen Jiu dies and reincarnates/transmigrates into his past self (when Shen Yuan would have). And forges a totally health, non-problematic path to save his and Yue Qingyuan's lives, and the sect, by road-tripping with Binghe in an unnegotiated near 24/7 TPE
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- Part 5 of piping hot twitter snacks
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put it down slowly by todesesser
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
17 Oct 2022
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Chu Wanning met Mo Ran at the bar Nangong Liu took her to. Or more accurately, she walked in on Mo Ran fucking her girlfriend in the bathroom of the bar. Chu Wanning fled, leaning against the restroom door from the outside. The sound of what was happening inside was barely muffled. She squeezed her eyes shut as her pussy throbbed in time with the sounds coming from within.
Naturally, Chu Wanning went back the next day hoping to meet Mo Ran again.
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Try this AMAZING home remedy for curses, fever, and sex pollen by todesesser for nachtofthedead
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Oct 2022
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Shen Qingqiu sees Yue Qingyuan naked one time and suddenly there are a endless number of circumstances that require the sect leader to remove his clothing and get his cock sucked.
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Everything is NOT coming up Qinghua by todesesser for overgrownruins
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Sep 2022
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Luo Binghe crawls out of the abyss only to find out that cumplane happened. Binghe makes it Shang Qinghua's problem. A Binghua story.
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To Boil a Frog by todesesser
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jul 2022
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In the days before the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe finds his life upended when Shizun starts behaving coldly toward him. When Shen Qingqiu begins having nightmares, Binghe delves into his dreams only to find his master held under duress. Will Binghe be able to rescue Shizun from this intruder, keep competing suitors at bay, and win over the love of his life?
(or Luo Binghe kills the system and enacts his plan to seduce the most oblivious man in airplane’s creation)
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Sacrifice by todesesser
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Jun 2022
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Lan Wangji is given the the Long Hatred Flower. Taxian-jun takes Wei Wuxian as a concubine.
A Dark Lan Zhan erha/2ha fusion fic.
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eye on what I’m after by todesesser
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Jun 2022
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Five times Jiang Cheng tries to talk to his brother, but fails… and one time he succeeds
“Did he do that to you?” He says fiercely. “Why the fuck do you let him hurt you? I don’t care who he is, I swear…”
Wei Wuxian lowers Jin Ling back down into his arms. His expression closes off. He looks at Jiang Cheng and then looks away. He tugs his clothing back into place.
Jiang Cheng works up a full head of steam.
“We thought he was saving you. Why couldn’t you just leave him alone? You were always chasing after him. You keep getting yourself into trouble. Is this really better than where he found you?”
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- Part 2 of Reckless Dark Desires
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Chrysalis by todesesser
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
02 Jun 2022
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Smut scenes inspired by kalon_anoetic's Cimmerian.
Part 1: We lost our virginity in a pond (chapter 6)
Part 2: Dinner in monsterland (post-fic epilogue)Series
- Part 1 of Fill in the porn
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QINGQIU'S MAGICAL COCKSLEEVE by todesesser
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 May 2022
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A magical fleshlight connected to Shen Qingqiu's ass appears (and disappears) around Cang Qiong Mountain Sect. Everyone takes advantage.
Part 1: Luo Binghe (skip straight to Part 2 if you dislike disciple-era Binghe smut)
Part 2: Liu Qingge
Part 3: Yue Qingyuan
Part 4: Shang Qinghua
Part 5: Shen Qingqiu
Epilogue and ArtSeries
- Part 3 of piping hot twitter snacks
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Be a dear and murder him for me, won't you darling? by todesesser
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2022
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There is a local tale of a vicious snake demon who captured and imprisoned a beautiful courtesan. Depending on which inn you visit and which old man you speak to, the details of the story change. The demon had seen the courtesan through the window and burned the flower house down to the ground to claim him. Often the demon had posed as a client, and either slaughtered the other courtesans, or vanished without a trace, stealing the beauty away in the night. Many seek to free the Xiu Ya courtesan: some for the bounty, some to take him for themselves. But Shen Qingqiu is not what they expect to find, and none live to tell the tale.
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AITA for seducing my teen disciple... wait, why are you calling the police?? by todesesser
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Apr 2022
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A collection of my unhinged bunhe smut threads
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- Part 1 of piping hot twitter snacks
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The Sweet and Spicy Allure of a Mysterious Disguise by Bausse, CerealBoxLore, cinnamonsnaps, daantat, kuku88, luobingbao, raplinesbabe, ShizunThirst, todesesser, xSoulDespair
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Apr 2022
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The System is not merciful with Shen Qingqiu, and forces him to crossdress with Luo Binghe’s help to get some information on a special mission. Things go well at first and no one suspects that “the woman” that Shen Qingqiu has become is actually the Qing Jing Peak Lord. However, when Liu Qingge shows up, things start to get worse as Luo Binghe’s jealousy grows. On top of it, Shen Qingqiu has to dance with Liu Qingge! In a way, Luo Binghe ruins the mission a bit because of jealousy, causing Liu Qingge to discover that the beautiful woman he was dancing with is actually his shixiong dressed as one.
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A Bai Zhan War God went A-Courting by todesesser for cleromancy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Apr 2022
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🎁A gift thread for @cleromance 🎁 Enjoy my first Liushen courting ficlet
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- Part 2 of piping hot twitter snacks
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Big Breasted Binghe Bitches Himself to Become Best Bottom Boy! by todesesser
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Mar 2022
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Binghe presents as a Alpha just before Shen Qingqiu casts him into the Abyss. He crawls his way out an omega and declares he belongs to Shizun and will die if Shen Qingqiu doesn't fuck him.
“Longer if you claim me first, Shizun,” Binghe says as he sits up. He arranges Shen Qingqiu’s arms back around his neck to his liking. He tilts his head to the side and offers his neck. “Bite me and I will last a week.”
“You could be lying,” Shen Qingqiu says, without believing it. “Binghe is well now.”
“Alpha is jealous,” Binghe says, pleased. “You begrudge what your Binghe had to do to survive without you?”