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oops! ... i did it again by fairyghostly for topoisomerase
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Jul 2026
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"I did not," Mydei said firmly. "Sleep with this … Phainon Khaslana."
The sudden sound of a notification rang from his phone. Mydei pulled it out, swiping up, only to pause.
Big Dick from ENG • now
hey! mydei, right? this is phainon, from the frat party? sorry, i know it might seem weird to text you all out of the blue, but I had a lot of fun last night! i was wondering, maybe we could meet up?
Mydei stared. Really, all he did was stare.
"Oh god," he said. "Oh god, Cipher, fuck, I may have slept with Phainon Khaslana."
Or, Mydei tries to prove that despite what he may have said in a drunken state—
• He did not sleep with Phainon Khaslana, whoever that is.
• Phainon Khaslana is not as … well-endowed as Mydei had decided to exaggerate while under the influence.
• Phainon Khaslana does not have erectile dysfunction.Bookmarked by tojihive
10 Jul 2026
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Stelle gets Mydei drunk one night and chaos ensues.
Phainon gets to see a side of Mydei no one's ever seen before.
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14 Jun 2026
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a case of classical conditioning by honourclad
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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Sinking to rock bottom looks different to different people. Some know they’re on the way when they lose their job. Others may feel the slip when they’re spending more time in casinos than in the comfort of their own home. Sometimes it’s as mundane as simply noticing your hairline receding from excess stress.
Phainon knew he was sinking to his own rock bottom when he woke up sweaty and seconds from orgasm after a wet dream about a fucking lingerie model.
Or, Phainon accidentally develops a fixation on a man thanks to his own traitorous mind, and instead of behaving rationally, he continually makes the problem ten times worse. Apparently, having a PhD in understanding the human psyche does not make you immune to the biological weaknesses of it.
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10 Jun 2026
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“Recently there’s a rumor claiming that you can ask for Mydeimos’ hand in marriage if you can present him his favourite flower.”
“But…” Are they not aware that Mydei is his? That there’s obviously something between him and Mydei, so they should already know that this is all futile. They can stand outside the library for a full day and Mydei will still not spare them a glance.
Peucesta pats his shoulder once again, this time in what feels almost like pity. “They must have thought that since you two are not officially together, then they still have a chance.”
Which is bullshit.
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30 May 2026
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It seems it cannot be avoided. Not exactly like Mydei is avoiding physicality in any sense of the word, but he had held off in order to measure Phainon's longevity. Now that he's found it to be unfortunately deficient, it seems that critical action must be taken. He owes it to him, doesn't he? It just…remains to be seen if Phainon's interest is piqued by such a notion.
It certainly does not save him from feeling like a predator circling it's prey, sizing up a meal to fill the maw in his chest. Perhaps he should bear some level of shame for actively planning something like this; a proverbial setting of the snare for the other to walk into, one last test in order to present his suggestion. But they've fought like wild dogs, and they've bathed together. This is just the next natural step.
mydeimos has noticed the deliverer's stamina lacking in their latest spars. he endeavors to assist him with this problem through unconventional means.
phainon accepts the proposal, but his endurance...isn't as poor as he made it seem.
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oneshot. completed
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26 Apr 2026