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twisted, baby by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Dec 2022
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“Holy shit,” Deadpool murmurs. He’s leaning heavily against Peter, his bulk pinning him to the brick wall. That wouldn’t normally be enough to keep Peter in place — super-strength, and all — but he has a gun pressed to Peter’s jaw, which does the trick. “Are you into this, Webs?”
Or: Peter has a problem. For some reason, the perfect cocktail of fear and adrenaline never fails to turn him on.
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15 Aug 2026
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100 ways to fall in love by CivilBores
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jul 2017
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"Let’s do something, then,” Peter says. “Let’s do something totally crazy and adventurous- something you’ve never done before.”
“Like what?”
“I don’t know,” Peter admits, looking at the wall. “Don’t you have anything that you really, really want to do?”
Ned thinks. Across from him, Peter anxiously clicks his ballpoint pen.
“I have this bucket list on my phone,” Ned admits.—
Peter and Ned set off to complete 100 insane tasks in 24 hours. They try to make it last.
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12 Aug 2026
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sticky situation by llovebug
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Feb 2023
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It was then that Deadpools eyes widened in realization of what was happening.
“Spidey… are you-”
“Don’t say it,” Peter whimpered weakly. They both stilled when they heard one of the men trying to pry the lid off of the barrel they were in. They abandoned their barrel, dismissing it as being “jammed”.
“You’re totally getting off on the vibrations aren’t you,” Wade then said once the men were far enough away.
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When Peter and Wade are on a stealth mission to bust drug traffickers, they find themselves crammed in a barrel to avoid being caught. The only problem is that Wade's phone alarm is going off in his pocket and the vibrations are bringing Peter closer and closer to an orgasm he's desperately trying to stave off. You can only delay the inevitable for a certain amount of time.
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12 Aug 2026
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i don't know what that remote is for by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Mar 2020
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Peter finally has a day to himself, and he decides to relax, maybe take out a couple of toys. But then Deadpool comes by and finds this remote on the counter and oh God the vibrator's still inside of him.
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09 Aug 2026
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your voice (as beautiful as the sound of waves) by yuk1ee
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
11 Jun 2026
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Wifies has discovered two new things about himself: (1) he has a voice kink, (2) said kink was only induced by none other than Parrot, his dearest best friend. He’s royally fucked.
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parfies one-sided esex
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- Part 1 of rpf parfies oneshots
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23 Jul 2026