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Tend to The Golden Fields by generic-ibuprofen (totesmyboats)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Mar 2026
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Anaxa and Lygus take a research trip to the sleepy village of Aedes Elysiae to study a phenomenon some claim to be proof of the divine. While the locals readily accepts their presence, their actions catch the attention of something greater lurking beneath the surface of the world as they understand it. Or perhaps, it has always welcomed those who seek to obtain their own answers and it has grown tired of waiting.
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generic-ibuprofen's Guide to Phainaxa Flavors by generic-ibuprofen (totesmyboats)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
26 Jan 2026
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A little collection of one-shots based on my handy dandy chart i made for myself. Each chapter is dedicated to Phainaxa, Flamenaxa, and Khasnaxa respectively and each one faces a similar premise: Anaxa has to leave the house to do something but they don't want him to.
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Discretion is Advised (But not Guarenteed) by generic-ibuprofen (totesmyboats)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 Dec 2025
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After a long day at work, Anaxa is pent up and wants nothing more than some time alone. But a quick trip down to his local sex shop gives him more than he could ever buy there.
Or Anaxa sees Phainon in a reverse bunny suit, jerks off about it, and then regrets it.
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Domestic Trappings by generic-ibuprofen (totesmyboats)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 Nov 2025
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There could be anything behind closed doors. And when the curtains are drawn and the lights are off all day, it's hard to imagine that house being a home to anyone. But someone does live there and they aren't alone.
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Value Proposition by generic-ibuprofen (totesmyboats)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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The relationship between an informant and a crime lord is tenuous, only held together by the mutual benefits and tolerance for one another. Anaxa isn't stupid enough to believe in those sly smiles and small favors, but he preens himself and acts like he does all the same. Playing with the big leagues has its advantages too, but only if you're willing to take the risks.