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    There were very few things in Harry Potter's life that he was certain of. There was one absolute certainty though; he'd felt it in his bones for as long as he could remember. He, Harry Potter, was dead. The living people around him might not believe, but the dead sure did. Oh well, it doesn't impact his life much. Besides, it's nice to get help with his schoolwork from his parents.

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    05 Mar 2025

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    "No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."

    Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.

    No.

    Of course not.

    They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.

    She wasn't.

    "You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."

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    10 Dec 2024

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    Taking the cliche/trope of Harry Potter working out to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also, starring his mentor... a great big buff guy named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?

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    29 Nov 2024

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    Seven and Raffi should have been sipping pink cocktails on a private beach in one of the most exclusive hotels in the galaxy. As always, things veer wildly off course.

    Set post-S2.

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    16 Nov 2024

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    “I didn’t know you were interested in the orchestra,” Wednesday said thoughtfully, brows raised slightly. “You should have said something."

    “I didn’t want to disturb you.”

    “Disturbing me would have been you barging in and yapping about your boyfriend,” Wednesday deadpanned; though her tone shifted slightly as she continued, “but I wouldn’t particularly mind having you as an audience.”

    Or,

    Five times Wednesday doesn't understand what Enid is trying to say, plus one time she does.

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    22 Sep 2024