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Walking in a Consumerist Wonderland by turtle_wexler for stayforeversunday
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2024
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Waking up in a cemetery on Christmas morning isn't the best start to Hermione's holiday season. Deciding to brave the Boxing Day sales with Severus and Arthur promises to make it worse.
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HR Issues by stayforeversunday, turtle_wexler for NaomiJameston
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2024
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Hermione has a meeting with HR.
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Once More, With Feeling by turtle_wexler for Morbidmuch
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Apr 2024
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When Hermione tells the house elves about her feelings for a fellow professor, they decide to help her express herself.
Or, Hogwarts gets a musical episode.
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Of Austen and Oranges by turtle_wexler for Kiromenanz
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Mar 2024
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Hermione attempts to tell her friends about her new relationship during their monthly film night. It is not exactly a surprise.
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Love in the Death Chamber by turtle_wexler for blackcoffee13
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2023
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They all speak of love as though it's a sentient being. As far as most of the Department of Mysteries is concerned, love makes decisions based on what will make the Unspeakables’ lives harder.
Hermione and Severus don’t make it any easier on themselves.
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Hermione doesn't know why it's always Snape. Every time she dives into a Patented Daydream Charm, she finds visions of a dead man. In some of the daydreams he loves her, giving her a window into a different, sweeter life. Sometimes he hates her, his fingernails scraping over her skin as his words scrape over her self esteem. As the weeks pass, she starts to suspect that everyone was wrong. He's alive.
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It has been a long time since she had anyone to touch. Anyone to miss. Hermione and Severus are the only two left. When an accident results in an airborne lust potion, they make the choice to surrender to it.
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A decade after Voldemort's victory over Harry Potter, only a few people know Snape's true loyalties. His new wife is not one of them.
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Something So Quiet by turtle_wexler for Kiromenanz
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2022
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After Hermione’s parents kept saying, “We’ll explain it when you’re older,” she experienced her first big display of accidental magic by shooting forwards through time. Now, twenty years later, an adult Hermione has to deal with her five-year-old self. A certain former professor offers assistance.
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Purebloods have some funny ideas about Muggles. When Draco brings home the cookbook Microwave for One, Narcissa decides it must be typical Muggle cuisine. Loosely set in the universe of A Light in the Fog.
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Buildings have auras, just like people. She can't quite work it out. It feels dangerous to cross the bridge and approach the door. Like that heart in the throat sensation of rushing into battle.
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Lavender Brown, Matchmaker Extraordinaire by turtle_wexler
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Aug 2022
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After moving to Italy to work as Hermione's assistant, Lavender notices sparks between Hermione and Snape. It is Lavender's sacred duty as a hopeless romantic to make them they realise they are soulmates.
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A collection of SSHG drabbles.
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so fear me or love me (it’s all the same) by turtle_wexler
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jun 2022
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In which Snape tries to catch a killer. So does Hermione.
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She should not be thinking of Severus as she washes Lucius from her body.
And yet.
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It Takes a Farm by Morbidmuch, turtle_wexler for Kiromenanz
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Mar 2022
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All of Severus' partners leave. Their animals don't. Facing the prospect of gaining custody of Crookshanks is daunting, but maybe Hermione will be the one who stays.
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Etude in Female Friendship Minor n#4 by turtle_wexler
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Mar 2022
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When Lavender gets bad news, Hermione makes her a cup of tea and holds her hand. There is only one person Hermione will trust to brew the potions Lavender needs: the same person she seeks out at every Order party.
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Harry Potter and the Worst Birthday Ever by turtle_wexler
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2021
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Harry wants to have a quiet 30th birthday surrounded by his loved ones. And Snape. He's pretty sure Snape only accepts these invitations in order to argue with Hermione. He is not ready to hear what is actually going on between them. Particularly not so soon after Dudley shares some surprising news about Aunt Petunia.
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It doesn’t feel real. He has been waiting for so long.
An outtake from The Poison Garden.
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- Part 3 of Twelve Pomegranate Seeds
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The Crookshanks Appreciation Society by Kiromenanz, turtle_wexler for Morbidmuch
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2021
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Their job is to study time magic, leaving no trace of themselves behind. Their job is not to pass petty notes about Hermione's cat. But even the most interesting jobs need a little spicing up now and then.