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Walking in a Consumerist Wonderland by turtle_wexler for stayforeversunday
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2024
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Waking up in a cemetery on Christmas morning isn't the best start to Hermione's holiday season. Deciding to brave the Boxing Day sales with Severus and Arthur promises to make it worse.
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HR Issues by stayforeversunday, turtle_wexler for NaomiJameston
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2024
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Hermione has a meeting with HR.
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Once More, With Feeling by turtle_wexler for Morbidmuch
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Apr 2024
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When Hermione tells the house elves about her feelings for a fellow professor, they decide to help her express herself.
Or, Hogwarts gets a musical episode.
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Of Austen and Oranges by turtle_wexler for Kiromenanz
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Mar 2024
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Hermione attempts to tell her friends about her new relationship during their monthly film night. It is not exactly a surprise.
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Love in the Death Chamber by turtle_wexler for blackcoffee13
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2023
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They all speak of love as though it's a sentient being. As far as most of the Department of Mysteries is concerned, love makes decisions based on what will make the Unspeakables’ lives harder.
Hermione and Severus don’t make it any easier on themselves.
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Boyfriend wanted. What do you do when you need a fake date to get your well meaning family off your back at Christmas? Place an ad on Craigslist. What do you do when the girl who ate the peach gives you the perfect opening? Seize it of course.
The Goblin King is coming for Christmas.
Glitter, goblins, gambits, and a generous dollop of groping ensues.
A very goblin Christmas romp in 13 parts.
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23 Sep 2024
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Henrietta Jubilation Featherbottom knew something about legacies. She was a part of the most award winning lineage to ever grace chickendom. She’d raised a whole brood of blue ribbon birds, and she had Hayden to thank for that. Any affront to his honor was an attack on her own good name.
Hayden didn’t seem to mind the other farmer, though. He even let the interloper join game night. He broke the news to her over a bowl of popcorn, as if it was only natural to include this fraud. “Used to be an adventurer before settling down here. Imagine the stories!”
An adventurer indeed. Sounded like a rootless, chickenless existence - more of a rogue than a farmer, if you asked her. When their new guest arrived, Henrietta clucked with all the derision she could muster.
I offer you chickenfic in these trying, uncertain times. Enjoy :*)
Bookmarked by turtle_wexler
10 Sep 2024
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Written in Rose Quartz by AthenaGC94
Fandoms: My Time At Sandrock (Video Game), My Time at Sandrock
01 Aug 2022
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Pablo inclined his head and said, “If you want to keep me around a little while longer, you could always help make things a little more interesting for me around here.”
Her eyes slitted as he shot her a mischievous smile. Robbie hated that smile. “And how would I be able to help?”
“Why don’t we make ourselves a little wager?”
That piqued her interest. “What are the stakes?”
“Kiss someone before the saloon closes for the night.”
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- Part 2 of My Time at Sandrock Series
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27 Jul 2024
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Logan can pinpoint with perfect clarity – right down to the second – when he first fell in love with her.
(Five times in which Logan fell in love with the Builder, and one time he loved another.)
*Rating changed to E. Nsfw chapters marked accordingly*
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- Part 1 of Everything
Bookmarked by turtle_wexler
26 Jul 2024
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“You found a ritual in a book," Ron says, his face the approximate colour of curdled milk. "That involved drinking a potion made of old bones. That was supposed to turn you into a literal banshee. A creature of legend and horror–”
“And death,” Harry supplies helpfully.
“And death,” Ron says with a grateful nod. “And you went 'hey you know what is a really bloody great idea'?”
“Don’t say it like that,” Hermione sighs and twitches her wings out of Crookshank’s paw range. “It sounds really dumb when you say it like that.”
“Gee,” Ron says, “I wonder why.”*
In which Hermione screams when death is near and Severa Snape has perfected dying until it's an art form. Except for the bit where she doesn't stay dead. That bit might need work.
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Bookmarked by turtle_wexler
02 Nov 2023