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    “What happened in there–” begins Nines.

    “Sorry I fucked up,” Gavin interrupts, a little muffled. “I’m fucking sorry, all right? Let’s drop it.”

    “No,” says Nines, “that’s not–” because Gavin seems to be under the impression that Nines wants to reproach him for having to leave the assignment partway through. Like that’s what’s on Nines’s mind, and not– not the way that Gavin came completely unraveled against him, with nothing but their legs tangled with each other and a hand skimming across his chest. Like Gavin thinks it’s his fault for reacting the way he did.

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    Reverse AU. GV200 is incredibly responsive, as Detective Nines accidentally learns; in the process of Nines figuring out why, they both catch a lot of feelings. Or, GV200 suffers through six orgasms and one very persistent partner.

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    29 May 2026

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    Years after That Kiss, Potter (and his new pet snake) appears again, this time as Hogwarts's Quidditch and Muggle Games instructor (what are Muggle Games anyway? Is this why Potter is swimming in the Great Lake wearing such a tiny pair of pants?), disrupting Draco's peaceful life as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. It's bad enough dealing with one exuberant Gryffindor (Charlie Weasley as Care of Magical Creatures professor) on the faculty, and what's all the gossip about Potter courting Draco?

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    28 Sep 2024

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    Draco seems to have changed since the war, and is insisting on making amends for his actions. But he's still a Malfoy, for heaven's sake... And, it would seem, a Malfoy with a certain kink...

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    23 Sep 2024

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    That A/B/O fic where cocky Alpha Bakugou falls in mate-love at first scent, while Midoriya is just a poor bookstore-owning Omega who got his nose punched in is a kid and can't smell a damn thing. Also known as: That time an Alpha had to use his actual personality to woo his mate instead of relying on his scent.

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    10 Dec 2022

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    Tord is having a late night snack. Tom is tanked.

    Coffee, anyone?

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    08 Oct 2022