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    The one before the tuna melt by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    11 Jan 2026

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    There was a build up, okay? The tuna melt fiasco is their first hookup AFTER the summer but Ilya was emboldened by the last hookup BEFORE the summer.

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    Inspired by the 5 second clip in the montage in episode 4 where Ilya wears the teal Adidas shirt and they kiss against the glass/up the stairs in Shane’s apartment.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Choked Up, Face Down, Burnt Out by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    07 Jan 2026

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    Ilya swallowed audibly. “Maybe it will do nothing.”

    “Yes,” Shane said suddenly, like he hadn’t thought of the possibility. “You’re right, it’s…they’re probably just sugar pills. A placebo. They can’t legally sell anything more than that…right?”

    Or, Ilya receives a bottle of gas station erectile dysfunction pills as a birthday gag gift.

    Shane accidentally takes one. By accident. As a mistake.

    There are consequences.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    don't leave me high (don't leave me dry) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    15 Jan 2026

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    hollyadmirals24: Male seeking help improving at oral sex. Clean, ready to learn and willing to host. M only. Strictly platonic. Message for details.
     

    or: after a disastrous night with rose, shane puts a drunken ad on craigslist asking for help with oral sex. his teammate, ilya, replies.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    OWNED (hollanov dom/sub-verse) by ,

    Fandom: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

    04 Jan 2026

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    08 Jan 2026

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    You Have Reached Lily by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    06 Jan 2026

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    Hayden finds Lily’s contact and touches the little call button.

    After a short time, the call connects. “Shane,” a breathless sound reaches his ear, a broken heavy Russian accent cut off by a choked up sob. “You scared me.”

    Hayden hangs up.

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    Hayden calls Lily after Shane’s injury

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    08 Jan 2026