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one man's loss is another man's chance to get railed by KittensMittens
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 May 2025
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“So yeah. Apparently, too many of them think I’m the bottom, so they all lost.”
A pause stretches between them.
“I see. This would never have happened had I been the one fucking you as I pleased, all along.” Mydei suddenly speaks and Phainon’s jaw nearly drops at the stellar display of wisdom.
“That’s possibly the most insane conjecture I have ever witnessed, Mydeimos.”
“Is it?” Mydei tilts his head, his gaze locked with his; his hands shift and Phainon starts as the silk is suddenly hiked up – “Had it been that way, the bet wouldn’t have been lost…” and steeled fingers slide beneath to glide over bare skin, “and you wouldn’t be walking around in this state – for everyone to see.”
Caelus losing a bet and making it Phainon's problem was one thing.
All of that having the domino effect of Mydei fucking him in the ass for hours was another.
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23 Jul 2025
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This was torture. Lan Xichen was torturing him. He really had been scheming all this time, Jiang Cheng decided, scheming to torture him with perverted and shameless fantasies until he went mad from sleep deprivation.
Well that fucker had another thing coming. This marked the third day since his last visit to the Cloud Recesses. Four more days. Then he’d return for their standing appointment.
Either to fuck Lan Xichen or kill him. He’d decide when he got there.
He lifted his head enough to finish the wine, dropped it back on the table, then hiccuped.
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four days later. . .
When Jiang Cheng sobered up, he realized his fuck or kill plan was insane. Obviously he couldn’t do either of those things, no matter how much he wanted to—not that he wanted to fuck Lan Xichen. He didn’t. Obviously. That had been the wine talking.
Obviously.
(or: A very dense Jiang Cheng misinterprets Lan Xichen’s painfully subtle proposal of courtship by convincing himself that Lan Xichen must be plotting something nefarious. (Why else would he waste his time drinking tea and taking strolls with a bad-tempered, bullheaded asshole he barely knows??))
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- Part 1 of ☽ moonstruck ☾
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20 Jul 2025
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bicker like a married couple by cucumberpeer
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Mar 2021
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“Is it me?” Jiang Cheng says bluntly.
“What?” Lan Xichen blinks.
“Is it me, I said,” Jiang Cheng says again, this time growing more short tempered. “Lan Xichen, we’ve been married for almost three weeks now.”
“Yes,” Lan Xichen says, not only confused but cautious now. (After all, the Jiang clan elders did warn him that Jiang Wanyin inherited his mother’s temper.) “That is true.”
“Then how come,” Jiang Cheng snaps, “you haven’t even tried to have sex with me once?”
(Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen work on their communication.)
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10 Sep 2024
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Take me over (take me tonight) by velithya
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Apr 2020
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Sect Leader Jiang hoists himself onto the walkway, water sheeting off him and spattering across the boards. His pants are soaked through, of course, barely clinging to his hips – and Zidian aside, he’s otherwise entirely naked-
Lan Huan is absolutely and completely frozen. He knows he should look away, stop staring, but he can’t pull his eyes away from all of that skin. He watches a water droplet trickle down the hollow of Sect Leader Jiang’s throat, and wants to follow it with his tongue-
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10 Sep 2024
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Running Our Hands Through Embers by MarvelousMar
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Apr 2020
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If asked, Jiang Cheng would compare falling in love with Lan Xichen to a moth inevitably drawn to a flame.
It burned.
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In which Jiang Cheng discovers that even death can't help him escape from his trauma, so he embarks on a quest to save the people he loves, fix what he can, make the love of his life fall for him, and maybe, somewhere along the way, do a little bit of healing.
Spanish translation here.
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10 Sep 2024