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Same: Logic/Teeth/Demons/Tourniquet by Phenobarbital
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 May 2023
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The first time they met, Peter had been fifteen and Deadpool had seemed like a weird enigma to him.
The next time they met, Peter had blipped and Deadpool hadn't. Time, having passed in unequal amounts for two very different people, had fundamentally changed their lives and the people they were. They hadn't even ever known one another before, and now that was about to change...—————————————————————
"You're too young to be frowning so much." Deadpool said with a sigh, and Peter went cross-eyed briefly when Deadpool tapped at the crease between his eyebrows.
"I'm not young." Peter blurted, and then tried to clarify, "I am young, I guess, but not…I mean…I was younger, you know, like too young, when we first met…but n-not…not anymore-…"
"Not too young, anymore, huh." Deadpool repeated and Peter stopped rambling, meeting Deadpool's mask's eyes, "Not too young for what exactly?" the older man asked in a tone of voice that was all at once amused and very, very suggestive.
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Sweet Surrender by only_by_the_stars
Fandoms: Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity (Video Game), The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
06 Apr 2024
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Dozens of rumors have swirled around him ever since he stepped into the public eye by drawing that sword. Speculation follows him even now, after he’s set it and his duty to the Hylian throne aside: whispers about his proclivities and preferences, what sort of person he will eventually settle down with, even his more private tastes.
To his knowledge, not even the most salacious susurrations about his love life have ever included him being tied to his bed while the Zora princess fucks his brains out.
That is to say, they have never danced close to the truth.
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03 Sep 2025
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Link wakes up. Journeys across the world. Defeats Calamity.
Link wakes up.
Again. And Again. And Again.
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29 Aug 2025
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You do not have to be good. by Pemm
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
27 Nov 2023
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Revali tilts his head sharply, fixing Link with one sharp eye. “Oh, my, it talks? To what do I owe the honor?”
“Someone t—old me to ask what th, this means,” Link goes on, and does his best impression of the whistling sounds Revali makes. He hasn’t got any other Rito to ask; he might as well risk his chances here.
The instant he hears the sound coming from Link’s mouth, Revali’s attention moves back to the console again. The wind rushes by the latticework frame of Vah Medoh, filling the silence. “It wouldn’t translate,” he says after a too-long pause. There are no whistles now. “Not in a way you’d understand, anyway, O hero. You’re much too busy being that sword’s packmule.”
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Alternative title: Young, Dumb, and Full of Toxic Shame.
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22 Aug 2025
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10 Ways Link can make it up to that Divine Beast on his own by TheMagicianPosts
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
16 May 2025
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Based on Kleric’s video; “10 ways Link can make it up to that divine beast on his own”, We follow Link in his endeavours to prove to Revali how far spite can really take a man.
“Maybe we should just settle this one on one—But where…? Oh, I know...! How about up there?!”
Revali pointed his wing towards the ship parading the skies. Vah Medoh gleams in the distance. He spat at him with malice.
“Oh, you must pardon me—I forgot you have no way of making it up to that Divine Beast on your own!”
Whatever Revali said after fell onto deaf ears. That Pompous Rito needed to learn what flightless really meant, if he truly wanted a battle in the skies, Link would give him just that. There was a reason he was considered Hylia's chosen.
It was not his merit within combat that gifted him the title of hero but his fearless, albeit reckless, courage, and unfortunately, Link did not understand what limits were. His courageous spirit that possessed him had travelled through time, traversed the dark dimensions between, and defeated the demon known to all as Ganon however many times as needed.
How bad could a little flight up an oversized mechanical Cucco be?
CH13 delayed: 28/08/25
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Bookmarker's Notes
holy i thought this was gonna be a crackfic but it’s actually a wonderfully crafted work of fiction