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Don't tease me (And keep me around like it's easy) by unlikelychild
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jan 2026
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By the time Shane washes his face, brushes his teeth and packs, there's no time to change. So he's stuck wearing the sweatshirt to the airport while mentally being grateful that it's not a tight neon t-shirt that shows the two barbells poking through both his nipples.
Let this be a lesson. Never look at pictures of your situationship with his tongue down beautiful women's throats and go on a jealousy tirade to live a wild night in a city like Las Vegas.
Or, Shane gets accidental nipple piercings and Ilya misunderstands.
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- Part 1 of Jealous Hollanov
Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
26 Feb 2026
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not me considering nipple piercings now
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“Rozanov, back up.”
“Backing up,” Ilya said evenly, “But if he touches my husband again I will explore violence.”
The reporter cleared her throat. "Thoughts on playing against Montreal again?"
"They did not deserve Shane’s leadership." Ilya paused. "Certainly did not deserve his jawline."
Shane exhaled, resigned. "You are sitting next to me for a reason.”
“Yes,” Ilya agreed solemnly. “Leash.”
@DownBadInOttawa
There are FOSSILS less down than Rozanov. He is WHIPPED and PROUD of it.@MontrealDefenseSquad
we are getting destroyed by a guy who just publicly admitted his husband controls him. this is the worst timeline.When Ottawa faces Montreal again, Shane keeps it professional. Ilya absolutely does not.
Featuring: one infamous Hollanov Wikipedia page and a professional athlete with a marriage kink.
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- Part 3 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
25 Feb 2026
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don't blame me, love made me crazy by writinginasnowglobe
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Feb 2026
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hollanov’s third 🧚
@hollanovoodoo
so….did anyone see the way shane had to be held back on the bench when ilya got hit…i don’t think i’ve ever seen him that mad….wanda v
@hellorhighwater
montreal’s really done it now i hope they’re scared for their livesreagan 𓂀
@shilya_hollanov
his face when the refs called double minor….i fear we’re gonna see a shane hollander we’ve NEVER seen before in the last periodOr, Shane Hollander plays Montreal for the first time since becoming a Centaur. It goes about as well as he expects.
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- Part 2 of look, you made me something vicious
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Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
24 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander realizing he’s Shane MF Hollander
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“Just got the word from the officials, Metros are shutting Miitka down for the night," LeClaire says almost dispassionately. “Third period we’re up against,” LeClaire consults his clipboard, “Shane Hollander. Drafted 2009, current starter for the Laval Maples, posts a .905 save percentage.”
Ilya stays where he is, rolling the name around in his head once, without much interest.
Hollander.
Doesn’t ring a bell.
Inspired by that one twitter post, what if Shane was a goalie?
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For You (In Sweetness) by Lila_Mac
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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In which Shane Hollander acquires a baby and Ilya Rozanov loses his fucking mind.
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23 Feb 2026