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Boston Raiders Updates @BostonRaidersUpdates
Woke up to a very unexpected like this morning!In the photo, the first thing Shane sees is his name.
Shane Hollander liked your tweet.
He zooms in on the tweet in question and sees Ilya, shirtless, kissing the Stanley Cup.
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Don't tease me (And keep me around like it's easy) by unlikelychild
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jan 2026
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By the time Shane washes his face, brushes his teeth and packs, there's no time to change. So he's stuck wearing the sweatshirt to the airport while mentally being grateful that it's not a tight neon t-shirt that shows the two barbells poking through both his nipples.
Let this be a lesson. Never look at pictures of your situationship with his tongue down beautiful women's throats and go on a jealousy tirade to live a wild night in a city like Las Vegas.
Or, Shane gets accidental nipple piercings and Ilya misunderstands.
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- Part 1 of Jealous Hollanov
Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
26 Feb 2026
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not me considering nipple piercings now
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“Rozanov, back up.”
“Backing up,” Ilya said evenly, “But if he touches my husband again I will explore violence.”
Shane exhaled, resigned. "You are sitting next to me for a reason.”
“Yes,” Ilya agreed. “Leash.”
@DownBadInOttawa
There are FOSSILS less down than Rozanov. He is WHIPPED and PROUD of it.@MontrealDefenseSquad
we are getting destroyed by a guy who just publicly admitted his husband controls him. this is the worst timeline.When Ottawa faces Montreal again, Shane keeps it professional. Ilya absolutely does not.
Featuring: one infamous Hollanov Wikipedia page and a professional athlete with a marriage kink.
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- Part 3 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
25 Feb 2026
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don't blame me, love made me crazy by writinginasnowglobe
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Feb 2026
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hollanov’s third 🧚
@hollanovoodoo
so….did anyone see the way shane had to be held back on the bench when ilya got hit…i don’t think i’ve ever seen him that mad….wanda v
@hellorhighwater
montreal’s really done it now i hope they’re scared for their livesreagan 𓂀
@shilya_hollanov
his face when the refs called double minor….i fear we’re gonna see a shane hollander we’ve NEVER seen before in the last periodOr, Shane Hollander plays Montreal for the first time since becoming a Centaur. It goes about as well as he expects.
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- Part 2 of look, you made me something vicious
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Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
24 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander realizing he’s Shane MF Hollander
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“Just got the word from the officials, Metros are shutting Miitka down for the night," LeClaire says almost dispassionately. “Third period we’re up against,” LeClaire consults his clipboard, “Shane Hollander. Drafted 2009, current starter for the Laval Maples, posts a .905 save percentage.”
Ilya stays where he is, rolling the name around in his head once, without much interest.
Hollander.
Doesn’t ring a bell.
Inspired by that one twitter post, what if Shane was a goalie?
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For You (In Sweetness) by Lila_Mac
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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In which Shane Hollander acquires a baby and Ilya Rozanov loses his fucking mind.
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Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
23 Feb 2026
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I'm Straight! (you were not yesterday) by SparkingBrakelights
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Feb 2026
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Shane and Ilya decide to come out by building up their public friendship and slowly starting to hint at a relationship.
One of these men is chronically read as straight and the other is Ilya Rozanov.
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#ilyarozanovisoverparty by dykeries
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Feb 2026
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[Tweet from @EliotFreeman]
Ilya Rozanov at his first #Cens practice, being asked why he chose to move from Boston to Ottawa: “To be closer to my gay lover, Shane Hollander.”[Tweet from @letsgetdrilled]
oh great another player who thinks being gay is a joke #ilyarozanovisoverpartyNo one thinks Ilya's answer is serious. Twitter reacts accordingly.
Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
20 Feb 2026
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wow, genetic by ganseyyiii
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Feb 2026
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“Papa?”
“Yes, solnyshko?”
“Can I tell you something and you promise not to tell Dad?”
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or, ilya reminds their son that genetics don't make a family, love does. and his dads love him very much.Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
20 Feb 2026
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keeping a low profile (the sunglasses have rhinestones) by OpalApparition for ItsHype
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Feb 2026
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There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals.
It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
The internet would never figure it out.
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- Part 1 of Opal's Social Media AUs
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Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
18 Feb 2026
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Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
17 Feb 2026
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Conditioning by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jan 2026
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After a mysterious serum leaves him painfully, constantly aroused, Shane is in desperate need of relief. He turns to his coach who offers a very hands-on solution: daily ‘sessions’ to help Shane's game. Shane, ever-obedient and blissfully oblivious, agrees. What starts as innocent coaching quickly spirals into something much filthier, as Shane discovers he can come from his nipples alone—and that he'll do anything to hear Ilya call him a good boy.
(Or: The one where Shane is an oblivious, nipple-sensitive slut, Ilya is a possessive coach with a plan, and it's definitely, definitely about improving Shane's hockey game.)
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- Part 17 of Cross-Checked & Kissed (smut oneshots)
Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
15 Feb 2026
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All My Homies Hate the Montreal Voyageurs by lazydisposition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jan 2026
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The video leaks on a random Tuesday, halfway through Shane Hollander’s first season with the Ottawa Centaurs. After the relationship and subsequent marriage between infamous rivals and to-be Hall-of-Famers Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov was revealed at the end of the previous season, all eyes were on the Centaurs and their newlyweds.
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A video from the Voyageurs locker room before Game 4 of Ottawa vs. Montreal leaks.
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Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
06 Feb 2026
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Ilya's reaction every time Shane does a new sponsor deal and photoshoot (no, he is not okay).
Ch 1 - The workout video Hudson Williams shot with Men's Health Magazine.
Ch 2 - Wonderland Magazine Jan 2026.Series
- Part 1 of social media and chat fics
Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
04 Feb 2026
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Someone’s posted a shaky video from the stands, just behind the whole altercation. It’s close enough to catch the snarl on Rozanov’s face as he charges up the steps. He’s so pretty, Shane thinks faintly. The video starts too late to show what set him off, but it catches the tail end of what the man is yelling, the things he's saying about Shane, before pivoting to calling Rozanov a cunt and bitch and a pussy instead.
Rozanov drops his gloves for Shane. He wishes he could just be grateful, but it feels a little bit like the end of the world.
Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
04 Feb 2026
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this is everything to me 😭
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“Game is over,” he says. “You won. I lost. I was annoying. Normal.”
“That’s not—” Shane starts, then stops, because he actually doesn't know how to finish that thought without sounding like an idiot. His jaw works, teeth grinding together.
That's not what I meant. That's not the point. You said I was boring and you were right and I need you to say it again so I know where I stand, so I know what you think of me, so I can stop waiting for the other shoe to drop.
He settles for: “You were kind of an asshole.”
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Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
04 Feb 2026
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it’s accurate in my heart too babe thank you for birthing this fic
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The first thing Ilya’s brain processed was the text in the search bar.
normal amount of touching while watching a movie
how to initiate intimacy without being awkward
is asking “is this okay” too much
Shane accidentally leaves his laptop open. Ilya discovers an extensive Google search history on how to be a good boyfriend.
Ilya conducts a very thorough performance review.
Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
03 Feb 2026
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shane hollander boy kisser confirmed! by chuyasexual
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Feb 2026
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In 2021, Shane Hollander reveals his relationship with former rival Ilya Rozanov to the shock of chronically online people worldwide, who’ve spent the last decade convincing the world he’s secretly in love with his teammate Hayden Pike
feng (she/her) @flowerfeng · Apr 3, 2021
gotta feel bad for shane hollander. like imagine everyone wishing you were in a secret gay relationship. and you gotta spend your career swearing you’re not in a secret gay relationship. but you ARE in a secret gay relationship. just w the wrong guybooboo the fool @cinnacin · Apr 4, 2021
shane hollander w a hand on the bible: no im not in a decade-long secret relationship w fellow hockey player hayden pike
roger cromwell: ok say it again without the hayden pike part
shane hollander: sweats nervously(Or, imagine if #Shayden was the #LarryStylinson of the HR/GC universe)
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- Part 1 of boy kissing and other illicit activities
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Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
03 Feb 2026
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“You think those stretches actually do anything?”
Summers had appeared beside him, the sound of his skates muffled under the blood rushing through Ilya’s ears– and elsewhere– as he stole another glance at Shane.
“I don’t do them and I am better than him, so no. Or maybe they do help and I could be best hockey player ever.”
“Mm. Hey, if he wants to put himself in that position it’s on him, I guess. I’m not gonna complain about the show.”
Ilya froze, turning himself on the ice to face Summers properly.
“The… show?”
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Boston's new rookie has the hots for Shane. Ilya does not cope well.
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Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
30 Jan 2026
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Soulmates (or Shane and Ilya winning the Love Game) by Justaromanticfool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Oct 2025
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He knew it stung Ilya, people not understanding. It stung him too. Because to Shane, loving Ilya was like breathing and also like standing on solid ground after years of drifting. It flooded him and steadied him at the same time. It hurt, knowing the world reduced them to a rivalry, a strange story, a piece of scandalous gossip when what they had was so much more. He wanted to be by Ilya’s side for everything, the mundane, the bright and the hard. And maybe not everyone who was in love felt like this, so overwhelmed and so steadied all at once. But Shane did. And if love was a contest, well… he is the winner.
Best couple. Number one. Most epic love story ever.Or 4 times Shane told people him and Ilya were practically soulmates and the 1 time the universe told him.
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Bookmarked by chronicallynauseated (undercaffeinated)
28 Jan 2026