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"So, lemme get this straight, are you saying you want to stick your dick inside this butter sculpture and pretend to fuck me? Is that what I'm hearing? You want to FUCK a BUTTER SCULPTURE, Fordsy?"
written for Schlocktober day 15: butterplay
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24 Dec 2025
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Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes
Tired of Chess, Ford wants to try playing D&D&MD with Bill and his Muse is willing to oblige. They both get lost in the sauce.
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02 Dec 2025
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Stanford Pines runs for his life from the monster that destroyed it. Same as it ever was.
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23 Nov 2025
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First thing Battat does is to write a list of their priorities on the whiteboard.
“Number one,” he says, tapping the board. “Quell any and all rumors of sexual relations between Tenna and Spamton. This is straightforward.”
Despite volunteering to tie him up that one time—and despite currently being forced to think way too much about his sex life—Battat does not actually want to fuck his boss. Not at all.
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29 Aug 2025
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Mira and Zoey recommend an alternative way for Rumi to relax, but what they don’t know is that Rumi is hiding patterns from them.
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23 Aug 2025