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In late October, Ilya picks up some kind of freakish Canadian flu that dogs him into November.
It is the weirdest shit. He has to duck out of practice because his nose starts bleeding twice in one week and he wakes up in a hotel in Columbus with another one that leaves stains on the pillow. On the flight back to Ottawa, Hazy drops into the seat next to Ilya midflight and asks, "This isn't, like, a cocaine thing, right?"
Ilya laughs so hard it's probably a little rude.
They have a plan. Ilya's body has a different plan.
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03 Jun 2026
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SHANE HOLLANDER SPOTTED WEARING A RING??? by butterffly_sleeps
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Jun 2026
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@shanehollander24_hockey✅
It's true.➤ @shaneybaby
SIR WHAT IS TRUE????➤@shanehollander24_hockey✅
I'm engaged.
@shaneybaby
TO WHOM??
➤@shanehollander24_hockey✅
t's for you all to figure out.OR
@svetlana_v_✅
ilya domestic ERA
➤ @ilyaaaaax81✅
🤫
@mlh_puckrabbit
SIR CARE TO ELABORATE?
@ilyaaaaax81✅
no.
@iloverozzyyy
WHAT?
@ilyaaaaax81✅
no.
exactly what the title says, followed by pure calculated chaos
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31 May 2026
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Jane Adapts Nonnaturally Expeditiously by shanessed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 May 2026
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Ashley: but seriously if not at his place then where do you meet?
Jane: We hook up in hotels, mostly
Vanessa: He doesn’t come to your place in Montreal?
Jane: No
I bought another building where we can meet discreetly
Madeleine: YOU BOUGHT A SEX CONDO???alternate title: shane hollander befriends boston wags surprisingly fast
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24 May 2026
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Nothing So Undoing by Caubool
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 May 2026
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So. They were at the trial already, huh? And apparently the scum villain was taking the credit for burning the Qius to the ground, huh? As if he was there! Because Shen Yuan had been the one to burn that hell on earth to ashes.
Logically, walking into Huan Hua would be a stupid move. The kind that could throw him directly into the speeding bullet train of the actual plot, and worse, the stampeding path of one Post-Abyss Luo Binghe.
But he refuses to let his one moment of justice—true justice—be steamrolled over and credited to the scum villain. No way.
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Or: Shen Yuan crashes a trial.
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21 May 2026
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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20 Apr 2026