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    The hockey twitter world explodes when a new Shane fan account under the name "Lily" pops up. And all she tweets about is how bad she wants to fuck Shane Hollander.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Needa read

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    Five times Ilya Rozanov acts unhinged over his husband online, and the one time Shane acts unhinged back.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Anonymous asked:
    imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terror

    ridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
    i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the net 

    hockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
    #this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebras

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    Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Nghh need more like this

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    Here lies Ilya Rozanov. Cause of death: Shane Hollander speaking Russian and not kissing him.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Idk haven't read it cause my stomach freaking keeps boiling cause of the kimchi I ate and like I can't get in the mood of reading it while poopoing

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Cockslut hehe