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Or, 'How I Learned to Stress Out and Ruin Everything': a gripping tale of tears, danger, tender hearts and derring-do, in which I take on a world that isn't as made-up as I thought it was and my choices really, really matter.
[A self-insertion story that has been a long time coming but was also inspired in no small part by YourIdiotWriter's SATOKO and Tozette's Day One.]
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- Part 1 of Tsukimi Gaiden
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22 Jun 2026
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"If this is madness, then I was never sane."You’re the Uchiha’s best-kept secret.
Now that the truth is out, everyone thinks they know what to do with you.
The clan says control. The village says results.
And someone in the dark just says, “Mine.”
The men assigned to guard you?
They’re really bad at their job.────•⋅⊰༻♥༺⊱⋅•────
This is a story for slow-burn addicts who want to watch emotionally constipated men get wrecked.
It has lots of philosophical and psychological analysis (I like to pretend to be one of those tortured artist types).
Somewhat of a reverse harem where the men have sharingans and are trying to outdo each other for your heart. Character-driven, but dick-motivated. Can’t help myself, simping is my ninja way.
And yes, we’re gonna fuck a lot of people. But because we’re hopeless romantics, every fuck will make sense. It’ll be emotionally earned and character consistent. None of that “Itachi lets me sit on his face on the third date” shit.
Anyway, hopefully you’ll fall in love with some dangerous men who would do anything for you. <3
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- Part 1 of The Version That Saved You
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- English
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- 103/?
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09 Jun 2026
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When did you get hot? by sugarykisses
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
21 Mar 2026
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──── ❛❛You spent your teenage years pining for your best friend's hot older brother, Dick Grayson. Now that you've finally grown out of your awkward phase, he's slowly noticing you. But while Dick's attention feels like a long-awaited dream, Jason's steady gaze makes you question if you've been chasing the wrong brother all along.❞ read on tumblr: @velvet-milk.
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02 Jun 2026
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Haruko Maito was a ballerina in her last life and finds herself as a ninja in her new one. No, she doesn't understand the connection either. She also doesn't understand why she's alive - if she's even alive in the first place - but she figures that she might as well have a bit of fun for as long as she's stuck on this disastrous ride.
SI/OC as Gai's twin.- Language:
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20 May 2026
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Direct sequel to AIC.
Aiko Uzumaki, seal master with poor judgment and impulse control who has stranded herself dimensions away from home, attempts to get out of the pit she's dug for herself via sacrilege (the death god could stand to be less petty about people stealing from him) by engaging in piety.
As in, she is all-in on a con to pose as a religious figure in the pre-village unification era to build up worship for the dead mother goddess Izanami. By leaning on someone else's power, she does manage to get back to her correct universe. Just, uh, early. How hard can it be to start a cult and worm your way into the upper echelons of feudal society?
...Seriously. Is that gonna be hard?
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- Part 6 of Deja Vu and Dreams
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18 May 2026