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    “They’re… chaos,” Remus said firmly. “And chaos is—”
    “Rock and roll.”
    He looked at Sirius sharply, and for once, matched his grin. “Yeah.”
    “Maybe that’s my excuse then,” Sirius said. “I cause a bit of chaos now, and maybe one day, it’ll turn into rock and roll.”

    After losing his mother at age eleven, Remus has spent the better part of the last four years bouncing from school to school or else running around London and pretending as though he wasn't the kind of well-bred boy his father brought him up to be. Now, with his chances all run out, Remus is sent to Hawkings Independent School as a last-ditch effort to clean up his act. There he meets the very people who will set up the rest of his life, and is forced to confront the pieces of himself he'd long thought had been lost.

    (genuinely not apologising for the slow-burn in this fic anymore. You've been warned <3)

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    05 Oct 2025

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    Remus is a hater, through and through. He’s not ashamed— it’s not like he can help it. Everything just pisses him off.

    But most importantly, Remus hates Would You Rather. Genuinely, who the hell even came up with it? Even more importantly: why do his friends insist on tormenting him about it 24/7?

    Life’s tough, and it’s even tougher when the people you hang out with are fucking idiots.

    Remus would know— he’s friends with the biggest dumbasses he’s ever met.

     

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    It’s senior year, and Remus, Sirius, James, and Peter are just trying to make the most out of it.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    waiting for chapter 25 genuinely one the the best fics i have ever read!

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    Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.

    Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
    Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
    Draco: Our minions-
    Harry: Followers
    Draco: -keep commenting it

    In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    ch 15 lovely!

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    “Best summer ever?” Lily said, gripping his hand tightly.

    “Best summer ever,” he promised.

    A slowburn Wolfstar Muggle AU set against the backdrop of summer at the beach, hanging out with your friends, and your parents having no idea where you are.

    This fic is a love letter to hazy, gold-tinted childhood nostalgia. It’s meant to feel timeless and placeless, so please kindly ignore any historical inaccuracies, and definitely don’t imagine English beaches haha. Nowhere in this fic is a real place.

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    27 Oct 2025

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    genuinely the best thing i have ever read

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    When he's seven years old, Sirius Black has a brief encounter with a strange boy in the woods, who, in their short exchange, teaches him an important lesson about the nature of the Universe, only to then disappear without a trace.

    Nine years later, Sirius, along with his two best friends, is a student away at boarding school, with a brand new transfer student as his roommmate--a foul-mouthed, astronomy nerd named Remus Lupin.

    Between school, hormones, relationships, and the fact that he is keeping a (magical) secret away from everyone--Sirius' year starts to go a little off the rails.

    Not to mention, there's something familiar about that Remus Lupin kid that he just can't seem to shake...

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    27 Oct 2025

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    very very cute

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