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Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.
Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.
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A Splitting Of The Mind by Gaiamdma, Shoved2agree (Gaiamdma)
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
22 Mar 2025
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Gerard Way sees the world differently. Alone and institutionalised, Gerard claims that he is being hunted, and that his mind holds the key to existence. Does Gerard really hold such a powerful secret? Or is he just insane like everyone else in the institution?
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05 Oct 2026
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In a world where vampires roam the earth alongside humans, Frank has always been fascinated by them, maybe a little too fascinated. On a desperate whim to save his academic career, he turns to Gerard Way. Vampire. His best friend’s older brother. The crush he’s nursed for five years.
There’s just one problem… Gerard hates humans.
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05 Oct 2026
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"GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.
Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.
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Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.
Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.
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14 Feb 2026
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Zanka is given a death sentence by nightfall. In a last-ditch effort to save his own life, he asks his would-be murderer to marry him.
Or, that one Firefly Wedding AU that no one asked for.
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14 Feb 2026