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Five Times Aziraphale and Crowley Had Sex but Not Really and One Time They Actually Did
During the Lockdown, Aziraphale picked up a new hobby: he started writing a book. Erotic literature, to be specific. Unfortunately, the sex scenes were giving him a bit of a trouble, because we all know how hard it is to figure out how human bodies actually work. So, when Crowley finally woke up, Aziraphale asked him to help him with some research.
”Nothing improper, I assure you, and only if you are amenable,” Aziraphale hastily added. ”It’s just that there are some positions I can’t fully describe in writing, because I’m not sure where all the limbs go and which body parts are touching and which aren’t and…”
This story is finished and a new chapter will be posted twice a week.
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Pretend For Me by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Dec 2020
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Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”
“I believe so.”
“And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”
Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”
“I can do that,” he croaked.
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In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.Series
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03 Jan 2026
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House always knew Wilson was keeping secrets, but he didn’t expect fangs, blood bags, and a bite that left him trembling and undone. One taste of House’s blood shatters decades of Wilson’s restraint, and what starts as a dare spirals into something addictive, intimate, and dangerous. In a world where desire is tangled with hunger, and control is a razor’s edge, they’re about to find out what it means to be bound by blood and bone.
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02 Jan 2026
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Part 2/Sequel to this fic- (Love, Hate and All the Other Things) https://archiveofourown.org/works/58336726/chapters/148573852
Your abrupt departure as a cardiologist at Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital left many people asking questions. Those who know what happened rarely speak about it. The cause of it looms over you like a dark cloud: Dr. Gregory House.
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02 Jan 2026
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You are a cardiologist at Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey, the slow and monotonous job is boring you to death. Until, you are called in for a consult with the infamous Dr. Gregory House and his team.
(Part 2/Sequel is here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/75250511/chapters/196681326)
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02 Jan 2026