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    It’s bullshit, Daniel thought, on his third try of the night. He wasn’t sure why he kept calling. Searching for someone to answer his prayers, he guessed, but the endeavor seemed to be futile. So, there he was, at two in the morning in NYC, New York, sitting on his fire escape at the ripe age of sixty-eight, trying and failing for the third time that night to save his life via iPhone 13.

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    Daniel gets his Parkinson's diagnosis and considers killing himself about it. Armand, ever the level-headed vampire, decides that he needs to Fix This!

     

    Content Warning: This fic obviously discusses suicide and suicidal ideation. If that's not your jam, I wouldn't recommend reading it. That being said, this is ideation ONLY, and our boy Daniel is not going to do any worse than that.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Armand picks up the bag and upends it over the bed; he picks out the antibiotics and deposits the eight boxes in Daniel’s lap.

    “What the fuck…”

    “These are all different — which ones seem best suited to your predicament?”

    “Predica— oh my god, man, you can’t be for real!”

    Armand frowns. “Daniel, please. This is serious.”

    “I mean… it’s really not.”

    “Blood poisoning is, in fact, extremely serious, beloved. Now please, tell me, which of these should you take?”

    “Uh, these are all pretty strong, I don’t need any of these.”

    “Yes, you do.”

    “It’s not healthy to take antibiotics for no reason!”

    Looks like Armand will have to crush the pills into his food.

     

    Or: Armand, the plagues and the wonders of medicine. And Daniel. So much Daniel.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    "Please don't tell me Louis dumped you and now you're fucking with my work to get back at him."

    Armand blinks. He appears confused by the notion, the same way Louis looked puzzled when Daniel called Armand his boyfriend. Maybe, Daniel thinks as he watches a minute frown appear on Armand's brow, a little annoyed as well. "You insist on judging us by mortal standards. Louis has been my companion for seventy years, and we have eternity to look forward to."

    "If he used the words I need some space, that means he dumped you. You can ask Reddit if you don't trust me."

    After a month in Dubai, Daniel Molloy is back home and miraculously alive, eager to get to work on his first draft. The vampire Armand has other plans.

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    19 Sep 2025

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    "I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."

    "This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"

    "Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."

    "Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."

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    25 May 2025