w3mb13r
Fandoms
- Psych (TV 2006) (3)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (1)
- My Chemical Romance (1)
- Doctor Who (2005) (1)
- Fraggle Rock (1)
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Over the past year, detective Carlton Lassiter had been dealing with a rather persistent medical concern. He just couldn’t stop stuttering. He tried speech therapy (which he believes to be a load of crap), he had MRIs done, the whole nine yards. Alas, the doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him.
One night, while getting ready for bed, he thought about it. He felt there was an obvious cause that was right there under the surface, if only he could reach it. It was bugging him out of his mind, not only as a head detective but a person in general. He knew he could figure it out if he just tried harder.
He brushed his teeth with his usual unflavored toothpaste for entirely too long while he deliberated. He spat out the now sour toothpaste, let out a sigh, and shook his head as he turned the lights off. As he crawled into bed and closed his eyes, one very particular picture flashed behind his eyelids.
Shawn fucking Spencer.
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it's shassie yaoi. that's literally it
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You Gon' Suck It. by w3mb13r
Fandoms: Danny Gonzalez, Supernatural (TV 2005), Drew Gooden - Fandom, Fraggle Rock, My Chemical Romance, House M.D., Doctor Who (2005), Psych (TV 2006)
18 Apr 2026
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This is a crack crossover between as many of my fandoms as possible. Enjoy.
-----------------------------------------------------------------After several strange recurring dreams, the Winchesters and Castiel investigate an entity known only as Bashar.
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Abed Nadir had always prided himself on being an excellent observer. A super-powered fly on the wall of the universe. He had only seen, never been seen, but that all changed at Greendale, where he had met his best friend, Troy Barnes.
(Or, Abed realizes he doesn't know Troy as well as he thought he did)
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The Stuffing In My Fleece by w3mb13r
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (2011), The Muppet Show
03 Sep 2024
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Waldorf realizes he's in love with Statler, and is overwhelmed with emotion. Will he come to terms with it, or will he heckle himself to death??
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Dennis’s tail started wagging again. He watched as Robby turned to the side of the bed, rummaging through one of the drawers on his nightstand. He pulled out something baby blue and jingly - a dog collar, Dennis realized with humiliation. Robby had gotten him a dog collar.
or:
Dennis wakes up with puppy ears and a tail. Robby doesn't know how to handle it.
Series
- Part 1 of man's best friend
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05 Jun 2026
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5 times rumours circled around the pitt + 1 time they told the truth by stardazedfeelings
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
29 May 2026
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You said Dennis blackmailed you into marriage."
"It was a hyperbole."
"You called him your ex-wife!"
Dennis shrugs.
"Spiritually."
(or: Dennis and Robby are in love, but also love to stir some shit up if the opportunity comes up)
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04 Jun 2026
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Originally uploaded to twitter. Dennis is a nsfw twt account, Robby offers to be his sugar daddy. Begins before season 1 of The Pitt. Intended to be read on mobile
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CHAPTERS 5-6 ARE CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE AND BEING REMADE TO SUITE AO3 TOSBookmarked by w3mb13r
03 Jun 2026
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Dennis had an itch.
This itch, he had decided, was unknowable. A side-effect of being human. Something he’d probably never understand.And then, in the aftermath of a car-pile-up-induced rush on PTMC, Dr. Michael Robinvatich called him a good boy.
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03 Jun 2026
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Carlton was pretty sure this "team building exercise" was just a normal social outing. He never meant to stay after the dessert bar, let alone end up drinking and bar hopping with Spencer, but... here he was.
And he might as well make the best of the night.
Series
- Part 2 of Feb Shassie Week 2026
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29 May 2026