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    A bunch of independent HaiNo fics (warning: brainrot ahead).

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    Is it stupid? Of course, it is.

    Does it sound like another one of his jokes? Yes, it does.

    Is it causing him to have a mental breakdown in his room at the archon forsaken hours of the night? No, no it does not.

    Why? Because Cyno refuses to acknowledge that he is losing any sleep over Al-Haitham.

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    or alternatively, Cyno gets the Hanahaki disease and hopes not to die

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    13 Aug 2024

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    Gingerly, Cyno sat up and glanced around. The room was destroyed. All around him were the remains of collapsed pillars and chunks of rock from the walls and ceiling. Some glowing embers from the fire remained, providing the barest of light sources. Just enough for him to get a sense of his surroundings, and for him to see—

    “Alhaitham,” Cyno breathed, and hurried to the man slumped against a wall.

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    13 Aug 2024

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    Kenma had been warned not to stray from the path.

    And now, he’s been found by a sexy alpha wolf, who claims he doesn’t want to eat Kenma.

    The only problem?

    Kenma more than wants him to.

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    03 Jun 2024

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    “I think I might have… fornicated… with Kenma last night.”
    “Bro, you’re gonna have to speak up. I can’t hear you!”
    “I said… I think I had sex with Kenma.”
    “Hm? What about Kenma?”
    “I THINK I PUT MY PENIS IN HIM.”

    Boom. Awkward silence.

    Kuroo wishes for the sweet embrace of death.

    “What do you mean exactly by… you think you put your penis in him? I don’t think you can think you put your penis in anything. That’s a conscious decision one makes. It’s either you put your penis in him or you didn’t. Which was it?”

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    03 Jun 2024

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    Four years ago, Kozume Kenma and Kuroo Tetsurou broke up. It was over the phone, late at night, and both of them were very tired for very different reasons. Kenma hasn't heard from Kuroo since. And judging by the way it all went down, he doesn't think he ever will.

    Until an invitation arrives in Kenma's mail, inviting him and Kuroo to Hinata and Kageyama's wedding, and Kenma realizes that he has conveniently forgotten to tell anyone that he and Kuroo broke up. So what does Kenma do instead of the clearly rational thing and just telling Hinata the truth? He calls Kuroo for the first time in four years to get him to pretend that they're still together.

    The most surprising part? Kuroo agrees to it.

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