wellthatwasfun_goodbye
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My oneshots of my goat Kris
See what tickles your pickle
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03 Aug 2026
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You’re a bit salty (really jealous) that Kris never had to try to get good grades; they’re just naturally talented. You’ve never interacted with them one-on-one, but it doesn’t stop your resentment from growing. Turns out all you needed was a nice, close stare at their face and a good ol’ sniff of their apple scent to think maybe you just admire them a lot more than you’re willing to admit.
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- Part 1 of Sealed With A Kris
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03 Aug 2026
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You're disgusting. Kris is, like, just as disgusting as you. You bond over it.
That's it. That's the whole fic.
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- Part 7 of Sealed With A Kris
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03 Aug 2026
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The Morningstars are drifting apart. Charlie is moving out, Lilith is never home, and the palace has become far too quiet for Lucifer's liking.
Fortunately, VoxTek Enterprises is about to premiere an entire lineup of new shows.
Lucifer Morningstar had never intended to become so invested. He certainly hadn't intended to watch every show Vox hosted, attend his meet-and-greets in disguise, buy his merchandise, memorize his programming schedules, or become one of Vox's most loyal viewers.
But then Vox's mysterious deer-related emotional breakdown enters the picture, and Lucifer decides to do what any reasonable person would do:
Help his idol move on from his ex.
And if, in the process, Vox happens to realize there are far better options available, well... who is Lucifer to stand in the way of fate?
Unfortunately, "reasonable" has never been a word commonly associated with the King of Hell.
Or: Lucifer develops a parasocial relationship with Vox, Vox finds himself in increasingly unfamiliar waters, and Alastor discovers he may have bitten off more than he can chew.
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A collection log of all the information we have in regard to the experimentation, failure, and escape of Subject Z-13, "The Saboteur", along with the disappearance of his prior handler, Dr. Brooke Hayes. We have also been able to collect the personal addendums she added to each note on her personal computer. Some documents have been edited to better protect the company's assets and personal information of staff since they have been recovered.
Any distribution of these personal records by Urbanshade personnel will result in immediate termination.
Read at your discretion.