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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    the thing is, you feel sorry for him, the bloke in the warehouse.

    your colleagues think he's a creep. treat him like he isn't there.

    but he seems alright to you. probably just a little lonely, really.

    so what's the harm in inviting him on a work night out?

    or: post 141-simon riley takes a blue-collar job and sinks his teeth into the soft thing at work

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    20 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    during a rough winter in the highlands, your little group of survivors starts to fall apart.

    getting lost seems like the worst thing that could happen you.

    turns out you're wrong.

    because what finds you is so much worse.

    or: a zombie au in which johnny has been isolated for a little too long and thinks god has gifted him a wife

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    20 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    The defining story of your childhood is told like this, after the fact: Johnny keeps picking on you, one day he steals your ribbon and you cry. He keeps the ribbon to this day. Cue the hand on the heart and the coos from the audience. A hit every time, an instant classic.

    (One part of the story that is always missed out when this is told and retold again and again is how you actually swing at him. The last time you’re on an even playing field because he unwillingly takes it on the chin.)

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    or: the one where Johnny is your brother's best friend and is determined to make your life hell. But that's because he likes you, of course.

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    19 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    In a bid to escape your own life, you run away to the Scottish Hebrides, seeking utter solitude. Instead, you meet a man who won't leave you alone.

    He's handsome, and charming, and unfailingly persistent—and he wears an odd pelt around his waist.

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    16 Oct 2025

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    The first time he smells you from inside the woman's locker room, it brings him to a halt. The human voice in his head grows dimmer and dimmer until it ceases to make a sound.

    or: the forced mating omegaverse au

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    16 Oct 2025

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