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    One moment, Jason was peacefully sleeping, perfectly content with his life with the League of Assassins. Okay, so maybe not content content, but he wasn't unhappy, either. Then Talia woke him up at 2 am, threw three children at him, and told him to get them to America and far away from Ra's al Ghul.

    What the fuck.

    The last thing he wanted was to see Bruce. But with three brats relying on him and no Talia, there weren't many options for sanctuary. He just didn't expect the kids to grow on him so much in two short weeks.

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    People who lived outside of Gotham City would most often think of it in terms of its heroes and villains. About Batman and Robin, Joker and Harley Quinn.

    People who actually live in Gotham City would only think of one thing: surviving.

    Who cares about the people in costumes when your house has been bombed for the fifth time, or your wife has been taken hostage just because she worked in a bank?

    Or, in your case, when you have to make regular deliveries to places where even Batman feared to tread?

    Because let's face it. In a world full of superheroes and costumed villains, the real heroes are the ones who make sure that people get their pizzas in forty-five minutes or less.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    “Well?” he asked, his voice low.

    A pause.

    His eyes dragged over Clark, not with drunken lust but with something sharper.

    “You here to watch… or join? Might as well make it a threesome.”

    Clark choked on his own spit so hard he nearly doubled over, coughing.

     

    It's been 5 years since both Superman and Batman began their separate crusades. Both curious but cautious.

    Clark remains in Metropolis, respecting the Dark Knight's strict rule to keep metas out of Gotham. Meanwhile, Bruce is consumed with finding a balance between Batman and Bruce Wayne, determine to not repeat mistakes of the past. But it's hard to do that when he is too stubborn to accept help. Fortunately, for him Clark is just as stubborn.

    Their paths cross when Clark is sent to cover a gala in Gotham, stepping into the city he's barred from. What begins as a professional obligation turns into an unforgettable collision with Gotham's once reclusive billionaire.

     

    Or Clark and Bruce fall for each other slowly yet quickly.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Clark heard the static of Nightwing’s earpiece crackle to life as Oracle started talking. “There’s an attempted breaking and entering, half a mile south of you. Can you—”

    “On it.” Dick sprang to his feet and rolled his shoulders back, and suddenly Nightwing wasn’t just a story Clark had shared with a little boy all those years ago. “That’s my cue. See you around, Supes.”

    “Of course. Real quick, though,” Clark added, a little desperate. “If he’s not like…that, then what is Bruce actually like when he’s drunk?”

    “My friend,” Dick said, holding Clark by the shoulders in mock seriousness. “Perhaps one day you will know—but today is not that day.”

    “Right, of course, sure.” Bats and their secrets. “Be careful out there, buddy.”

    “Always am,” Dick said, lying through his teeth as he dropped ever so casually from the building.

     

    5 times Clark thought Bruce was drunk, and one time he actually was

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    The weight of being Superman has started to get to Clark. He just wants to let loose for once, to indulge in the darker parts of himself without judgement. So when he meets Bruce, an aloof and charismatic man just being to be torn apart by Clark's hands, he gives in. It's only this once, Clark tells himself, and then he'll go back to life of sunshine and hope-- back to his life of wistful pining for the one connection he craves so desperately but knows will always be at arms length.

     

    * temp hiatus i am depressed but this is not abandoned… the next two chapters are 80% done each im just… they’re coming i prommy *

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