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You Who Swallowed a Falling Star by NineMagicks for pjpg
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
08 Apr 2020
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They say the wizard Pitch traverses the land in his moving castle, looking for hearts to steal and devour. Simon's too busy to worry about such things - he's got a farm to run, cheese to sell, and countless wonky goat faces to stitch onto bags. It'd be a bloody nightmare if something were to come along and disrupt his regimented life of cheese, eat, goat, sleep, repeat...say, for example, a wraith who behaves a lot like a scorned vampire, a plucky apprentice, a fire demon, a heedless war, or an unshakeable curse. Yes, it'd be just dreadful if that were to happen. (But if it didn't, there would be no plot, so. Sorry, Simon.)
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- Part 1 of Merry-go-round of Life
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Simon sees his new neighbour in the lift and immediately falls head over heels for him.
Too bad Baz’s girlfriend is the most beautiful woman alive - tall, blonde Agatha Wellbelove.
But when Simon befriends Agatha, he realises the situation isn't as hopeless as he previously thought.
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- Part 2 of Neighbours-verse
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Simon casts a truth spell on Baz that only works if the target has something they want to tell you but won't. They can't stop telling the truth until they confess what they want to.
Baz spends the next few weeks avoiding everyone and everything while trying to break the spell.
Simon spends them trying to corner Baz and get him to reveal what he's plotting.
Penny spends eternity letting out exasperated sighs and 'I told you so's.
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Accidents Happen by hushed_chorus
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
02 Sep 2022
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Today was meant to be great. Watford was celebrating the autumn equinox and Simon was going to defeat the Humdrum. Instead, Agatha dumped him and he got killed by a crazed Baz.
Good thing the day restarted so Simon can have another shot at it.
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We Still Bloom by artsyunderstudy
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
14 Oct 2022
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There was something in my throat. Something crawling its way up my windpipe that quivered with every laboured breath. I needed to shake it free. I needed it gone. Eventually, my lungs aching and head spinning, I felt it dislodge. A single, blue petal fluttered from my mouth to the floor. And it wasn’t the only one.
It didn’t take me long to find the answer. I wish I could say I was surprised.
I knew I’d never survive Simon Snow.
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A story about, above all else, believing in the love you’re shown.