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  1. Rec 5

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    When a gorgeous stranger approaches Crowley at the coffee shop to give her a microfiber cloth, of all things, followed by a short lesson on proper eyewear care, Crowley's already fallen halfway in love.

    It takes very little for her to fall the rest of the way.

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    25 Apr 2026

  2. Rec 17

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    They met at Ana and Newt’s pre-wedding party. Aziraphale remembers being absolutely stunned by Crowley’s good looks—and mortified by his coarse language. That only lasted until they began a hilarious (and frankly unhinged) conversation about the intelligence of dolphins and whales, and something about the kraken, if memory serves.From that moment on, they have been nearly inseparable.

    That was five years ago. These days, Aziraphale frequently slips onto a bar stool and keeps Crowley company for a few hours while he works a slow shift at an upscale Mayfair pub, and Crowley spends many a lazy day lounging in Aziraphale’s bookshop in Soho.

    But there’s nothing more to it than that. Because Aziraphale and Crowley are merely friends. They’ve never been more than friends. They never will be.

    Of course not.

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    25 Apr 2026

  3. Rec 10

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    Crowley loved his idyllic retirement revolving around a beautiful garden, doted-on rescue goats, and companionate love relationship with Aziraphale. Life was predictably lovely, until the angel suddenly began behaving very oddly around him. It all started when the demon took off his shirt on a hot summer day…

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    25 Apr 2026

  4. Rec 2

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    Jack has set everything right to how it should be. Except for one thing. He can feel Sam, Dean and Castiel wondering if the other universes have been restored. He decides to kill two birds with one stone.

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    24 Apr 2026

  5. Rec 4

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    The riot within Claremont Psychiatric Hospital has brought to light the escape of one of its most dangerous patients, who had been confined for years as a murderer. Dr Aziraphale Fell was a man of impeccable professional reputation, yet that very knowledge of medicine earned him the nickname “The Surgeon” for the way he disposed of his victims: with clean wounds and a precision that allowed him to torture without ending their lives. His modus operandi was among the most macabre aspects uncovered, so much so that it led to theories that his wife was involved in the crimes.

    Several questions continue to surround this case; even after years, an interview with the infamous killer has not been secured. Yet a new question arises: what happened in the months prior that triggered the escape of The Surgeon?

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    20 Apr 2026