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    Bucklecup: I really like your moustache. it’s very girthy. really solid.

    Eddito: girthy?????????????

    Eddito: did you just text me at 7pm on a wednesday evening to tell me my moustache is GIRTHY????

    Bucklecup: honestly, i’m kinda surprised you haven’t blocked me yet, eds

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    Buck gets drunk-dared to send Eddie one cheeky text every day for 50 days. Eddie loses his mind. TW for the cringiest pickup lines in existence.

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    Eddie caught sight of the man leaning against the side of his desk and immediately wanted to retreat to the relative safety of the hallway, back in time when he lived happily not knowing that Mr. Buckley was apparently some kind of male model masquerading as a third-grade teacher.

    “Uh. Hi,” was all he managed, as his brain desperately tried to reconcile this person—this very tall, very broad, very hot person, Jesus fucking Christ—with the Mr. Buckley that Chris rambled about constantly, the one who loved Lord of the Rings and was an endless repository of fun animal facts. (Did you know a group of owls was called a parliament? Eddie didn't, not until last week.)

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    “Does this story have a point?” Eddie questioned, Lena narrowing her eyes at him.

    “This guy, my sort of friend—what if he could watch Chris for you?”

    Eddie furrowed his brows together. “You want me to leave my kid who’s halfway across the country with some—stranger?

    “It beats having him sent home to your parents, right?”

    Well, she had a point there.

    Eddie shook his head, overwhelmed with his thoughts.

    “Look, I appreciate it Bosko, but I just—I don’t know. This is my kid we’re talking about.”

    “I know that, and I know how much you love him. Hell, you’ve sent me ten plus emails when I was watching him for you.”

    Eddie looked to where there was a line coming out of their commanders office. He turned to Lena, giving his full attention.

    “Alright, tell me about this friend of yours.”

    —or—

    The one where Eddie’s in the army, Shannon gives up her rights to Chris, and Eddie needs a babysitter. Good thing Lena knows Buck, the guy having nothing better to do than help babysit until Eddie gets back. Eddie would come home, and he would leave; it wasn’t like they were going to build some lifetime friendship or anything.

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    27 Nov 2024