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Salvius, devoted apostle of Ilmater and gifted healer, thinks this story is about how she completes her seventh and final act of miraculous self-sacrifice while curing this band of exiles and miscreants of this parasite. About how she and the Blade of Frontiers chart a course through the wilderness of the Sword Coast, saving wretched souls and falling for each other. About finally returning home in honour after breaking her back in the name of the Crying God.
Nothing will ruin this for her, not even that lascivious vampire with his mouth full of sin and a soul in need of saving.
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“Avail yourself as a tool to the weary - let them know you can be used however they might need.” She blows a sharp breath out of her nose. “Sounds like a pretty clear directive to me, don’t you think?”
For once, Astarion isn’t running his mouth with a cheeky retort. When she opens her eyes, he’s staring at Salvius with a curiously intense look. She can’t imagine what might have made him so pensive, only observes that even with the world spinning, he looks very still.
A low voice that doesn’t sound like hers asks, “Are you weary?”
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Grand Duke Wyll Ravengard's presence has been formally requested at the wedding of Lord Astarion Ancunin, heir to the ancient Szarr line, and Lady Tav Ma, heir to the esteemed House of Ma. It's sure to be the wedding of the century and an unmissable event for the ruling elite of Baldur's Gate.
Wyll doesn't want to be here, in an ill-fitting suit and standing beside the Gate's biggest threat. But there are a lot of things Wyll doesn't want to do but will, because he's the Grand Duke and he would sell his soul a second time to save this city.
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Everyone may be lovesick for Tav, the sun-kissed paladin with a heart of gold, but Tav has already found his own Prince Charming.
Yearning looks different on everyone. Some people write sonnets and drown themselves in a barrel of wine.
Shadowheart turns into a nasty harpy who feels like she's losing her mind. So much so, she even considers turning to other prospects to release her from this torment - decidedly debauched and vampiric prospects.
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When Miss Fortune gets ambushed by bhaalist cultists during a spy mission gone wrong, they wake up strapped to an operating table somewhere underground. They try to out-talk the mysterious man who claims to have helped them while they wait for Astarion to follow the trail of blood they left around the city and rescue them.
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30 Nov 2025
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Tav—ferocious leader, potential savior of or possible doom-bringer to Baldur’s Gate—gets replaced by an earthling, who barely holds it together when she realizes she’s trapped inside a game. The story starts in Act 1 when all companions have already been recruited, and the party has established a well-working command structure. But with Tav acting so weird, chaos erupts among the companions, turning the journey into a sequence of strange encounters and creative ways of problem-solving.
Or a different form of coming-of-age story as in how a simple teacher learns to become a leader.
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18 Nov 2025
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Luna, a high-elf with magic at her fingertips just as fiery as her hair, has so far lived a sheltered life controlled by her father, who has recently sold away her hand in marriage to a wealthy but horribly abusive man. Just as she is beginning to feel as if her time is running out to ever escape the hellish reality her life has become, a nautiloid flies over Baldur’s Gate.
Unsure if she wants to return home to save her father from a lifetime of debt or use this tadpoled opportunity to run away forever, Luna finds herself falling into yet another predicament along the way: in love with a manipulative vampire.
- An in-depth retelling of the “in-between,” with more focus on interpersonal relationships than rehashing events that already play out in the game.- Written in first-person, diary-style POV to more realistically explore Luna’s feelings about Astarion’s deception.
Currently rewriting early chapters! See summaries for updates.
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- Part 1 of the stars aligned
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17 Nov 2025
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Willow would have been his consort, but what she really wanted to be was his wife. Either way, she would have been his doting partner, picking out paint colors and party favors behind the scenes. She would have been anything for him, done anything for him.
As long as it was her choice to do it in the end.
The only thing Willow didn’t want to be was his spawn. And months ago, that was the dealbreaker.TLDR: After the fall of the Netherbrain and the end of her relationship with the Vampire Ascendant, Willow still wants a family. Astarion still wants her back.
Currently rewriting early chapters! See summaries for updates.
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17 Nov 2025
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Tav is an Ilmateri monk with budding mastery of Ki, the spiritual energy that flows through all things. Astarion is a cornered animal, stuck oscillating between fight, flight, and fawn.
Against Tav's better judgment, he becomes obsessed with a bright note in Astarion's Ki, betraying his relentless will to live.
Halsin and Tav are kindred souls, both with pain that is sometimes too big to hold. Their relationship blooms where nothing else grows: Halsin's cursed homeland, for which Tav's understanding of Ki may prove the final piece of the puzzle Halsin needs to lift the curse. They become pillars of safety in Astarion's life as he learns to survive in a world not designed to make him suffer.
Astarion feels safest reclaiming his body if he has complete control over Tav's. Tav is more than willing to please. Halsin is eager to perform whatever role is needed of him.
Generally canon compliant/adjacent (edit: more adjacent). Lots of angst, hurt/comfort, sex, healing, and happy endings. Essentially that song you hear behind Astarion's tent on repeat in fanfic form.
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- Part 1 of The Crown of Madness
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17 Nov 2025