13 Works by wizardcatwhimsy

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    I know logically that there is no good reason to cheat on your husband, no matter how insufferable he is or how much you despise each other. But my marriage to Richard wasn’t about love or commitment. I know that. He knows that so some extent. I don’t think he would be pleased, as he’s always been a little too possessive for my tastes, but he wouldn’t be devastated. In fact, he would probably jump at the chance to divorce me on such solid grounds.

    I just have to decide if that’s a risk I’m willing to take.

    Percy breaks our kiss, smiling against my lips as he rubs the nape of my neck. I find myself leaning forward, chasing his mouth with mine. He laughs a little but indulges me with another kiss. His hand on my neck goes to my hair. Every touch is so gentle that I never want him to stop touching me. I want to be covered by him and his soft kisses.

     

    As a last-ditch resort, Henry marries his childhood enemy-with-benefits Richard Peele. In need of a distraction from his tumultuous marriage, he joins a local Shakespeare production where he forms an unexpected, and risky, connection with a member of the orchestra.

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    6/20
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    59
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    15
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    Monty finds a ghost. It's not at all what he's expecting.

    Or: How two queer dumbasses fall in love from almost 300 years apart.

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    English
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    1,525
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    8
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    19
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    189
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    Monty Montague is going to the World Cup. Percy Newton thought the hardest part was behind them.

    (Or, what happened after The Beautiful Game.)

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    English
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    22,148
    Chapters:
    5/11
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Monty's thoughts after Percy gets shot in Lady's Guide, over time.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    11
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    "Truthfully, Monty hadn’t wanted to come back. But two months out of rehab, the medical bills had started piling up, and his mother finally pulled herself together and decided to leave, but she hadn’t the forethought to get a job or save any money or even try to get a lawyer, and he felt a certain obligation to pay for some of it. And there weren’t nearly as many job offers as the producer thought. When your only redeeming quality is ruined, it’s harder to get on TV. Monty’s never seen a sex symbol who looks like half of his face has been run over by a flaming truck, and there’s only so much makeup artists can do. So here he is, pretending like he’s not begging for his old job back."

    Monty is a professional dancer on TV's 'Nine to Jive' who's only in it for the money. Percy is an indie singer-songwriter who really wasn't even expecting to get picked. They're bad at communicating but good at dancing. Please excuse me while I project.

    (my draft is called *aggressively cries over trans percy and dancing competitions*)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/8
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    837
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    Monty's been hiding the fact that he's doing stand-up comedy from Percy. Percy finds out why.

    aka they are both So Dumb It Hurts

    Language:
    English
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    2,514
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    720
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    jealousy | social media/text au | found family

    an ode to how you can talk to another gay person for an hour and know all of their trauma, but with poetry, pining, and the plot twist everyone sees coming except percy

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,392
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    the threequel to 'say the word,' featuring early relationship discussions, cuddling, and there wasn't really only one bed but monty wants there to be

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    English
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    1,618
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    542
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    have 600 something words of caffeine-fueled post-tggtgl fluff

    Language:
    English
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    605
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    402
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    The girls are on a scientific expedition. Monty and Percy tag along.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
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    63
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    "And there it is, the question that I can’t answer. I can’t possibly explain this to Monty without giving up the game, because Monty might be oblivious, but he’s far from stupid. How am I supposed to have figured out that I’m demi without actually having fallen for someone? And how am I supposed to pass it off like that someone is anyone other than Monty? I don’t have any other close friends, and we both know it. We’ve only really got each other, or we will, right up until I tell him and scare him off." 

    Series
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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    605
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    In short, Percy has a crisis (and Felicity knows what's up).
    (Monty does not know what's up.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,964
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    693
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    “All I said was that if you were a lady, I’d have married you by now."

    In which Percy makes an offhand remark, Monty panics, and Felicity is holding all of the brain cells hostage in Algiers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,051
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    1,754

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