wizardcatwhimsy
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your ivy grows and now i'm covered by goldenthunderstorms, wizardcatwhimsy
Fandoms: The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
01 Jan 2023
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I know logically that there is no good reason to cheat on your husband, no matter how insufferable he is or how much you despise each other. But my marriage to Richard wasn’t about love or commitment. I know that. He knows that so some extent. I don’t think he would be pleased, as he’s always been a little too possessive for my tastes, but he wouldn’t be devastated. In fact, he would probably jump at the chance to divorce me on such solid grounds.
I just have to decide if that’s a risk I’m willing to take.
Percy breaks our kiss, smiling against my lips as he rubs the nape of my neck. I find myself leaning forward, chasing his mouth with mine. He laughs a little but indulges me with another kiss. His hand on my neck goes to my hair. Every touch is so gentle that I never want him to stop touching me. I want to be covered by him and his soft kisses.
As a last-ditch resort, Henry marries his childhood enemy-with-benefits Richard Peele. In need of a distraction from his tumultuous marriage, he joins a local Shakespeare production where he forms an unexpected, and risky, connection with a member of the orchestra.
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Resonant Echoes by wizardcatwhimsy for pinstripedJackalope
Fandoms: The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
24 Dec 2021
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Monty finds a ghost. It's not at all what he's expecting.
Or: How two queer dumbasses fall in love from almost 300 years apart.
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The Eleventh Hour by lady_flash, wizardcatwhimsy
Fandoms: The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
10 Nov 2021
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Monty Montague is going to the World Cup. Percy Newton thought the hardest part was behind them.
(Or, what happened after The Beautiful Game.)
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- Part 3 of Rainbow Laces Universe
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my love would burn with me by wizardcatwhimsy
Fandoms: The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
16 Oct 2021
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Monty's thoughts after Percy gets shot in Lady's Guide, over time.
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for fear your grace should fall by wizardcatwhimsy
Fandoms: The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
06 Oct 2021
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"Truthfully, Monty hadn’t wanted to come back. But two months out of rehab, the medical bills had started piling up, and his mother finally pulled herself together and decided to leave, but she hadn’t the forethought to get a job or save any money or even try to get a lawyer, and he felt a certain obligation to pay for some of it. And there weren’t nearly as many job offers as the producer thought. When your only redeeming quality is ruined, it’s harder to get on TV. Monty’s never seen a sex symbol who looks like half of his face has been run over by a flaming truck, and there’s only so much makeup artists can do. So here he is, pretending like he’s not begging for his old job back."
Monty is a professional dancer on TV's 'Nine to Jive' who's only in it for the money. Percy is an indie singer-songwriter who really wasn't even expecting to get picked. They're bad at communicating but good at dancing. Please excuse me while I project.
(my draft is called *aggressively cries over trans percy and dancing competitions*)
Recent series
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Rainbow Laces Universe by lady_flash, wizardcatwhimsy
Fandom The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
10 Nov 2021
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Percy Newton is the new centre back for legendary Premier League team Wratham United. Henry "Monty" Montague is their incredibly famous (and infamous) star striker. They meet. They connect. Secrets start to come out.
(Or, a beloved— to me anyway— football au.)
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demi percy oneshots by wizardcatwhimsy
Fandom The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
17 Feb 2021
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- 6,280
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- 3
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Two Hearts, Born to Run by seeingreverse
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), The Mighty Nein (Cartoon)
23 Jan 2026
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In a shocking display, the unfamiliar drow began to speak Zemnian: “Entschuldigung, aber mein Zemnisisch ist nicht gut genug für dieses wichtige Gespräch." He took one step closer, in small increments as if approaching a wild animal. “Bren.”
“How-” His throat caught as his heart seized. Fuck. He’d already slipped up. Master Ikithon was going to be furious. “No, you have the wrong-”
“No need to lie.” The elf lifted his palm. His violet eyes caught Bren’s frantic gaze, and he visibly came to a decision. “Bren, you are suffering from acute psychic temporal displacement. I highly suspect it is due to a magical experiment we just performed.”
“Amnesia,” he translated. “You- You’re saying I have amnesia. Memory loss.”
(Bren Ermundrud wakes up twenty years later and finds a Kryn drow living in his home)
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06 Feb 2026
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When he imagined dying it was usually about his mistakes catching up to him, a kind of justice. Not like this.
Essek gets snatched by some people who have been looking to capture him. But possibly not looking for Essek Thelyss, specifically.
Bookmarked by wizardcatwhimsy
04 Feb 2026
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It's been a week since Essek disappeared. So far they've gotten nowhere.
But if she can't do anything else, Jester can watch.
Bookmarked by wizardcatwhimsy
04 Feb 2026
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In an unhealthy pursuit of answers about his missing years in Vergesson, Caleb asks Essek to do something terrible. Essek, well practiced at doing terrible things, agrees.
Bookmarked by wizardcatwhimsy
24 Jan 2026
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The Shadowhand has taken a liking to a human.
That’s what the gossip at Vurmas Outpost says, anyway. Entertainment is hard to find when opening a window is a safety hazard and ‘seeing some fresh faces’ is only possible in the context of unearthing yet another adventuring party that has recently perished while trying to brave the Eiselcross wilds without a guide. Endless white mountainscapes dull the mind, fray it thin, and turn it to the only possible alternative source of discovery inside bleak walls—interpersonal drama.
Caleb Widogast has a charm about him, some would agree. What is most curious, however, is the fact that this charm seems to work on Essek of Den Thelyss. This is nigh on incomprehensible, even when the evidence is right there before their very eyes.Bookmarked by wizardcatwhimsy
09 Jan 2026