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The Adventures of Sonic and Hitler with Other Beloved Characters by funionfucker
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), South Park, Five Nights at Freddy's, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Undertale (Video Game)
02 Jul 2025
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Hitler and his friends have to defeat Spongebob and William Afton after finding out they're still alive after the Bikini Bottom Brawl.
He also falls in love with Sonic the Hedgehog because why not i guess
"This sucks ass don't waste your time reading this absolute hot garbage"
- No one ever
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07 Oct 2026
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“Are you—“ Daniel closes his eyes at the onset of pain coming from his stomach. One breath, two breaths, three breaths. Okay, now he doesn’t feel like throwing up again. “Are you asking if you can remove my appendix?”
Armand tilts his head, his lips forming a barely-there pout. “You said Google told you that you likely had appendicitis. If I remove your appendix, then the issue will go away.”
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There was supposedly a thin line between reckless determination and pure suicide, and while Daniel had been straddling it in both lifetimes, the oncoming approach of sunlight had him debating, for once, if some method of self-preservation should invade his person.
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25 Jul 2026
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Armand had only ever wanted to be loved, to be handled with gentleness, with hands that sought his pleasure instead of his agony or his wrath. He wanted someone to smooth down the harsh jaggedness of his edges, soften his cut-glass ego with songs of praise and devotion. He wanted to be an altar that someone worshiped at, a vessel for filthy piousness, a giver of absolution if there ever was such a thing. He wanted hot breath and silent conversations and fingers that scratched followed by a tongue that soothed.
He thought he had found something close to it in Louis.
But the self-destructive cycle was always bound to repeat itself. It didn’t matter what his name was, Armand was always going to find himself right back here with blood leaking down the side of his face and an old wound reopening in the center of his chest as Louis walked out of their home, his footsteps echoing long after he had left.
or, the conversation between Armand and Daniel following Louis' departure from the penthouse but before Daniel's turning.
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The Devil's Familiar by DoraTLG
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
02 Jun 2026
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Daniel doesn't like how Rashid makes him feel.
He doesn't like it because it makes no sense. He doesn't want to feel this way for some kid, for some servant – scratch that, it's not that he's a servant, that's so fucking classist, that's not Daniel's problem – except it is, it is, and Daniel doesn't know why…
And it just all makes him so angry. He is too old for these feelings. He thought he was over them, that he stopped searching for… something, or someone… for what? Daniel doesn't know, and that's probably why he never found it. Or them. That person, or that feeling he was so desperately craving.
Like a forgotten memory of something he knew he loved. What he needed.
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Or: Daniel used to be Armand's familiar. Now, he is a 69 year old two-time Pulitzer prize winner. In his mind, the two don't go together.
Armand would be happy to let sleeping dogs lie. Louis has other ideas.
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- Part 1 of The Devil's Familiar