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    Bucky wants Steve to draw him. Bucky's bored enough to model, and that's -- that's --

    “That's -- a fun idea,” Steve supplies, fingers tight around his pencil. “I mean, we could try that if you wanted to.” Is his palm sweating on the pencil? “It'd be pretty boring for you, though, I guess.”

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    21 Apr 2025

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    "Jesus, Steve, I just had to explain to a ninety-something year old ex-killer that it was normal to *have dreams* and *wake up with unusual physical attributes* and, and listen, we have to get him a male GP, a, a man, because when I asked him why he hadn't just called her to discuss this he looked at me like I'd suggested he slap her in the face."

    Alternate titles: "It's Just You". "Steve Rogers Can't Get a Goddamned Clue". "SSRIs and You". "Steve, Natasha is Going to Hit You". "Buying a Clue". "Steve's Clue-Field is Barren".

    (slight tw for a non-con makeout moment.)

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    19 Apr 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Sylvain hits jackpot when Professor Eisner (who Sylvain likes a tiny bit more than he's willing to admit) says yes to an exclusively casual relationship. Summer is calling and nothing could go wrong.

    Or, Sylvain catches feelings.

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    12 Feb 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 86

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    Just a series of connected smutty one-shots starring Ike and Soren.

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    15 Jan 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    Dimitri turned his hand palm-up between them. His fingers, mottled and uneven with calluses and scar tissue, curled gently in toward his palm. The flesh of his palm was also worn into strange unnatural peaks and valleys with calluses, the hard skin forming a curved divot where the hilt of Areadbhar would fit comfortably. His sleeve pulled back from his wrist slightly so that Byleth could see where the broad expanse of his palm narrowed to vulnerable throat of his wrist, the skin there thin and pale in comparison with the thick calluses that marred his palm. Long slim tendons and the little dendritic tracks of veins were visible underneath the skin. “Would you like to feel?” Dimitri asked.

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    13 Jan 2025