would_u_like_apples_or_bees
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life and times of the gremlin squad by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011), Milo Murphy's Law
06 Apr 2022
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You think they'd really just let them go without a fight? You fools, you absolute heathens.
The Gremlin Squad is here, and they're gonna run this agency, whether Monobrow likes it or not
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ain't no saint (but i'm not a bad man) by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
Fandoms: Puyo Puyo (Video Games), Tetris
06 Jul 2021
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If Tee had a nickel for every time he'd ended up in a position of power because he wanted to help his friends (whether they asked for it or not), he would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Although, he supposed that being the Tetris King would be pretty different from, oh, y'know, literally being in charge of the eternal punishment of the souls of sinners.
Well, this'll be interesting.
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- Part 1 of Hellking AU and associated texts
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Literally just the stuff I've written for creative writing class by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
Fandoms: Original Work, Milo Murphy's Law, AI: The Somnium Files (Video Game)
25 May 2021
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Exactly what it says on the tin. Some works will be fandom related, and tags will update as I go.
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1 - OCs, set in Milo Murphys Law AU but doesn't feature any canon characters
2 - Secretary poem (Original)
3 - Poem on heroism (Original)
4 - Poem on "finding beauty", includes crudely drawn froakie (Original)
5 - "Muppets Stems", piece inspired by one (1) line in the Snapcube Realtime Fandub for Resident Evil 2
6 - Fictional character haikus, focused on Mizuki from AI:TSF -
don't read this by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
Fandoms: Original Work, assorted - Fandom
22 Mar 2021
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it's really not worth it
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 57
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Hits:
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 150
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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set the world on fire (the gremlin squad AU) by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
Fandom: Milo Murphy's Law, Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011)
06 Apr 2022
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- 1,108
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Hellking AU and associated texts by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
Fandom: Puyo Puyo (Video Games), Tetris
06 Jul 2021
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- 2,532
- Works:
- 1
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“So you're here out of obligation,” Teddie's shadow says, cutting Naoto off. “Easy fix, then. After all, he belongs here. Don't need to save someone from their own home, right?”
“Like hell he does!” Yosuke bursts out, and the shadow immediately rests its gaze directly on him. The words he was so passionate about just a second ago die in his throat as the shadow stares.
It's silent for too long—too silent, Yosuke realises. The other dungeons had some kind of music playing, or some ambient sounds, like water running or machines whirring; this one has nothing, not even the murmur of shadows. It's a type of cloying silence that feels off; it doesn't feel as though there were no sounds to begin with—it feels as though all the sounds that were there have been muted, leaving only an unnatural silence in their place.
Finally, the shadow clicks its tongue. The sound is clean; there's no echo despite the place they’re in, only the hints of shadowy distortion. “Prove it,” it says finally, then takes a step back and disappears into darkness.
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Teddie forms a dungeon after disappearing from the hospital in December. Yosuke tries to make sense of it all.Bookmarked by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
30 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
if the hanamura bros have no fans i am dead. THATS HIS ANNOYING LITTLE BROTHER. AUGHHH
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Bookmarked by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
26 Oct 2025
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you should deal with your issues NOW ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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Regrow - A Persona 4 Arcana Swap AU by glowingGalaxies, Pixxyofice
Fandom: Persona 4, Persona Series
05 Aug 2022
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Have you ever thought so much about an arcana swap au, but then realized trying to make it a multi chapter fic wouldn't work for you and you've thought about all sorts of things that will just take FOREVER to get to? well.... uh... that's why i made this! i thought of an arcana swap au, and these fics all take place in that au!
Currently Revealed Swaps: Star!Souji, Alive!Saki, Fool!Yukiko, Magician!Chie, Chariot!Kanji, Priestess!Yosuke, Strength!Eri, Sun!Nanako, Moon!Ryotaro, Hermit!Ai, Emperor!Naoto, Lovers!Teddie, Fortune!Rise
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- 9
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- 49
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The annual Junes runway show hits a snag when a winter storm causes a shortage of models for the upcoming production. Yosuke Hanamura, an esthetician for his father's prestige fashion line, is tasked with making over a brand new model named Yu Narukami. Fortunately, Yu is a kind person and doesn't mind Yosuke getting in his face and making him his cosmetic guinea pig. Unfortunately, the two are exactly each other's type in a scenario where any distraction could be disastrous. [Fashion Model AU] [Souyo]
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Now that Souji is back in Inaba, all Yosuke wants for his birthday is to have a simple dinner with his Partner, but he never said anything about the day after his birthday. All hands are on deck to give Yosuke more than he ever could have bargained for.
Series
- Part 1 of Follow the Stars