would_u_like_apples_or_bees
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life and times of the gremlin squad by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011), Milo Murphy's Law
06 Apr 2022
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You think they'd really just let them go without a fight? You fools, you absolute heathens.
The Gremlin Squad is here, and they're gonna run this agency, whether Monobrow likes it or not
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ain't no saint (but i'm not a bad man) by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
Fandoms: Puyo Puyo (Video Games), Tetris
06 Jul 2021
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If Tee had a nickel for every time he'd ended up in a position of power because he wanted to help his friends (whether they asked for it or not), he would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Although, he supposed that being the Tetris King would be pretty different from, oh, y'know, literally being in charge of the eternal punishment of the souls of sinners.
Well, this'll be interesting.
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- Part 1 of Hellking AU and associated texts
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Literally just the stuff I've written for creative writing class by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
Fandoms: Original Work, Milo Murphy's Law, AI: The Somnium Files (Video Game)
25 May 2021
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Exactly what it says on the tin. Some works will be fandom related, and tags will update as I go.
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1 - OCs, set in Milo Murphys Law AU but doesn't feature any canon characters
2 - Secretary poem (Original)
3 - Poem on heroism (Original)
4 - Poem on "finding beauty", includes crudely drawn froakie (Original)
5 - "Muppets Stems", piece inspired by one (1) line in the Snapcube Realtime Fandub for Resident Evil 2
6 - Fictional character haikus, focused on Mizuki from AI:TSF -
don't read this by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
Fandoms: Original Work, assorted - Fandom
22 Mar 2021
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it's really not worth it
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 57
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Hits:
- 33
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 150
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 26
Recent series
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set the world on fire (the gremlin squad AU) by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
Fandom: Milo Murphy's Law, Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011)
06 Apr 2022
- Words:
- 1,108
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Hellking AU and associated texts by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
Fandom: Puyo Puyo (Video Games), Tetris
06 Jul 2021
- Words:
- 2,532
- Works:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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the two-part galpal character study bonanza, featuring: these teens and their emotions by obstinateRixatrix
Fandom: Persona 4
14 Jun 2015
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- 6,086
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 50
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Kei Watanabe thought he was asking out a cute girl. He didn't know he was throwing down the gauntlet to half of Inaba.
Bookmarked by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
07 Nov 2025
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normal ass guy v the nanako protection squad… i’m attached to kei. he’s just a dumb kid who likes his friend. also nanako being willing to beat yosuke up made me cackle god bless. it’s her little sister’s right.
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“There are many forms of love. Didn’t you tell me something like that?”
“No, not at all!”
or, yosuke realizes he’s in love again but forgot to learn to love himself.
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They waste no time after school in grabbing Kanji-kun by the arm and signaling to Rise-chan to follow after them, high tailing it down the hall into the practice building to look for an empty room. The moment the three of them are inside, Naoto shuts the door behind them and whirls around like a person possessed.
“Souji-senpai’s name day is May 1st and I need your help to put together a party.”
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Bookmarked by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
02 Nov 2025
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trans gebgar. ouh. naem day
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“So you're here out of obligation,” Teddie's shadow says, cutting Naoto off. “Easy fix, then. After all, he belongs here. Don't need to save someone from their own home, right?”
“Like hell he does!” Yosuke bursts out, and the shadow immediately rests its gaze directly on him. The words he was so passionate about just a second ago die in his throat as the shadow stares.
It's silent for too long—too silent, Yosuke realises. The other dungeons had some kind of music playing, or some ambient sounds, like water running or machines whirring; this one has nothing, not even the murmur of shadows. It's a type of cloying silence that feels off; it doesn't feel as though there were no sounds to begin with—it feels as though all the sounds that were there have been muted, leaving only an unnatural silence in their place.
Finally, the shadow clicks its tongue. The sound is clean; there's no echo despite the place they’re in, only the hints of shadowy distortion. “Prove it,” it says finally, then takes a step back and disappears into darkness.
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Teddie forms a dungeon after disappearing from the hospital in December. Yosuke tries to make sense of it all.Bookmarked by would_u_like_apples_or_bees
30 Oct 2025
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if the hanamura bros have no fans i am dead. THATS HIS ANNOYING LITTLE BROTHER. AUGHHH