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Hyunju: Poor Junhee. When she...arrives, everyone give her support. Okay?
Thanos: yes ma'am
Saebyeok: how come she gets ma'am and i get sir???
Thanos: cause shes more badass than u
Saebyeok: i literally escaped north korea.
Thanos: 🤷♀️
Semi: why are you a woman
Thanos: cause its purple
Namgyu: is preggo gonna jump
Thanos: NOOOOOOOO😫😫😠😠💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀😢😢😢😟😟😟😱😱
Semi: i cant watch
Namgyu: damn that leg broke as hell
Player 222, eliminated.
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“Watch your words,” Sky said sharply. “That’s my goddess you’re slandering.”
“And that’s my corpse she stepped over,” Wild snarled. “You want to worship her? Fine. But don’t come crying to me when you're screwed over by your so-called goddess.”
The air turned heavy. The smell of blood and soot and divine silence pressing in.
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wild has a tiny problem with hylia. just pretend he got heart containers elsewhere and can't talk to hylia lol
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Wild Meets the Chain (after kicking their asses) by wtfmanhahaha
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
28 Jul 2025
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Time curses every divine being he knows, as Twilight dashes into battle with the newest Hero, and the Hero reciprocates, nothing but a blue blur as the kid slows time, effortlessly landing hits that no regular hylian could dream of. Hell, this guy is landing hits that no mortal could think of, as he backflips once more, rushing towards the rancher, but never getting the chance to beat Twilight up. Sky and Warriors drag the new kid away, and Twilight is held in place by Time, as his firm hand clamps down on Twi’s shoulder. He's breathing heavily, a small stream of blood flowing from his nose.
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everyone gets wrecked by wild
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“Have we met before?”
Time blinked. “Not... in this timeline.”
Wind tilted his head. “Aside from the whole ‘we’re the same person across space and time’ thing?”
“No, like—outside of this.” Wild squinted. “You both look super familiar.”
“I am the Hero of Time,” Time said with just a trace of exasperated pride. “It’s not uncommon.”
Wind crossed his arms. “Maybe you saw our statues somewhere?”
“No.” Wild stood, eyes widening as the realization hit. “Smash Bros.”
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what if wild remembers time and wind from battling to the death with them??.???.
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“...Okay, but like. Is he your roommate? Your sidekick? Your... extremely soft-spoken cousin?”
Legend finally looked up, eyes narrowing. “He’s my business partner. He runs the shop when I’m out adventuring.”
“That doesn’t explain the heart eyes he gave you when you walked in.”
“They were allergies.”
“Sure, Vet,” Warriors said, smirking. “Allergies to what? Unrequited tension?”
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“Everything will be different now.” She continues. “Starting today...more will be expected of you than ever before. And you can not fail me–fail your family. Do you understand?”
“Yes, mother.” Because of course he does. Regulus understands what today means. He knows that he will never get a moment to be truly and completely alone again. That is why he had slipped away to the music room instead of attending breakfast. It was his last moment of peace. His goodbye to his old life in which he could enjoy his solitude. Because after today, all eyes would be on him and his family. After today, he would never be allowed to wander anywhere without supervision. Not even in his own home. Because today is the day he becomes a prince.
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King Riddle has declared the Noble House of Black as his heirs to the Pureblood Throne among a viper pit of power hungry, envious nobles. Regulus and Sirius struggle to navigate life as royals where everyone they meet could want them dead, even those closest to them.
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Imagine the horror Dumbledore felt when the first year check-in on Harry resulted in the Dursleys telling him they had no idea what he was talking about, as they never had the young Potter as their ward.
A toddler laughs joyfully, wobbling towards the woman who has crazier hair than he does. “Come here, itty-bitty-baby!” Bellatrix cackled, her eyes shining.
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Regulus Black had died. He knew he had.
He knew his end was coming. He'd been waiting for it; reveled in it, really.
What he hadn't expected was to rise from those gods forsaken cursed waters and live.
So, what does one do with a second chance at life? They try to redeem it, of course.
Or; Regulus Black lives, and goes to steal Harry Potter away to raise him himself with no experience with children what so ever. What could be so hard about raising his exs kid?
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24 Nov 2025
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The last words hit like a blade.
The pages whispered - no, screamed a confession with exhaustion. Grief drawn out so long it had hardened into something sharp. The lone entry written by a heart with more pain than any boy should carry. Each word had stripped away another layer of the brave face Wild wore each day. Another fracture in the smile he carried.
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Or: The Chain find Wild's journal one-by-one and decide to leave a message.