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hold on tight and don't look back by xoph4nt
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
22 Mar 2025
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Dan never knew what he wanted to do with his life, so when the time came to choose, he took the first suggestion that his parents gave him. Now he works as a deliberator for Steril HQ, spending his days ignoring his own morals just to make a decent living.
One day, Dan gets assigned a strange case. He's never seen anything like it. Philip Lester has been caught trying to recruit innocent citizens to… make a movie?
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This is what Charlie did, when Mac was being too good to him. When he was acting like they’d been best friends since they could remember, like he did when they were eight and Charlie could run around with his shirt off like all the other guys, and Mac could puff his little chest out to the teachers when they called the wrong name at attendance. Charlie hated it, when Mac acted like he really loved him, so he drove him away.
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or, the boys go camping, they're all seniors in high school, Charlie is trans, and Macs friends are assholes. oh also they fuck
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you only know what you've been told by xoph4nt
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
08 Oct 2023
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You see, they’d been having a Mac problem. For about a month now he refused to come to work. Something about God, Jesus, Devotion, the usual sack of shit. Why Mac cared about a higher figment of an entity was still lost on Dennis. It showed weakness, he thought.
Mac was blind to the fact that Dennis was real, right in front of him, and God would never forgive him if he existed at all. He was numb, desensitized to real redemption, and Dennis was going to do something about it.
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- Part 1 of you only know what you've been told
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This was, by far, the most negotiation Frank had ever done for a scene in his life.
It was for good reason, obviously, since this scene was supposed to be relatively intense, but still, having someone sit across from him at a kitchen table, writing down all his most private fantasies in a bulleted list, felt a little weird.
It was also fucking hot, he realized, as he squirmed in his seat watching Ray’s pen move over the paper. Gerard petted him a little from his seat to his right, trying to calm him, probably, but it mostly just made him shiver.
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Gerard takes his puppy for a checkup with Dr. Ray Toro. Then they fuck.
That’s it, that’s the fic. You read the tags.
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"Come back to your body, Arun," Louis commands, tugs his hair again, this time hard enough to hurt. He can sense how Armand refocuses. A shudder as teeth scrape bone. Feels like his wrist might snap in his own jaw. Another heartbeat or so and he says, "Okay. Alright - you can stop now."
An exploration of Louis and Armand's psychosexual dynamic, and the history Armand has endured.
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- Part 3 of Interview with the Vampire One-Shots
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what you'd do to me tonight by sleepdeprivedsurgeon
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
24 Jun 2024
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Daniel laughs at that. A little too loudly. “What is this? Louis still hasn’t managed to fill the Lestat-shaped hole in your heart, and I’m the first white boy in seventy years who wants you, is that it?”
“So you want me.” Armand takes a sip of his sazerac. There’s a look on his face that Daniel’s only seen two other places: in the mirror the third time he did bath salts, and in the eyes of a stray dog he saw on the side of an overpass in Idaho, gnawing through the bones of roadkill that had already been scavenged beyond recognition. He wouldn’t be surprised if the roadkill was wearing the look, too.
[An argument with Louis leaves Armand alone and desperate on the streets of Dubai. Luckily, he knows there's an old man monsterfucker at the hotel bar a few blocks away.]
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A line drawn in the sand Gerard knows will be crossed, just for him to draw another, until they’ve reached the edge of the cliff and go tumbling off, hand in hand.
i have brain worms, here’s frank in a shock collar
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- Part 1 of im sorry johnny knoxville
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16 Aug 2023
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this is the one that set of my bout of temporary insanity in august 2023. /pos
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VC Microfic May 2025 by lexdelioncourt
Fandom Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
31 May 2025
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A series of unrelated (unless otherwise stated) microfics for the VC Microfic May 2025 Event!
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Bookmarked by xoph4nt
21 Jun 2025