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Handsome, you’re a mansion with a view by xoxxblitz for dameofpowellestate
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
15 Dec 2019
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Patrick wonders if he’s going to have to create a spreadsheet, just to catalogue the different body hair and stubble he comes across on his journey of exploration with David.
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Prompt fill: Patrick being new to his relationship with David is obsessed with body hair, stubble especially.
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Patrick is sprawled out across their bed wearing David’s black on black lighting print sweater and a very tight, very revealing pair of Roberto Cavalli boxers.
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David is busy key mashing the buttons on the printer in the back room when Patrick pops his head through the curtain. He stops and stares at his fiancé, brows furrowing.
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David and Patrick take a trip to their regular gay bar to have a little fun
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Possessive!Patrick car sex
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Patrick looks done for. He’s sweating all over, blue button down shirt still on his shoulders.
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Messy BJ’s!
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Between His Lips by winterpine
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
04 May 2024
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See, he’s trying to study. Alex is really, honest to god, trying his hardest, but his boyfriend, the love of his life and the man he cuddles up to every night, is sitting across the room working on his laptop with a damn sucker in his mouth. Henry will suck on it gently for a few seconds, swishing it around between his cheeks as he types away and then one hand will reach up, pull the blasted thing from his mouth with an obscene ‘pop,’ and give it a few kitten licks while he swallows. He’ll then put it back in his cherry-red mouth and repeat the vicious cycle.
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or, Henry has an oral fixation that gets him into trouble (the fun kind)
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19 Jun 2024
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I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In by doeyedgirlyevil
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
23 Dec 2023
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There he stood. Frozen. In the presence of a man who Henry was willing to swear before Queen and country, under pain of death, was the single most beautiful person on the face of the planet, and possibly several galaxies beyond. A man who possessed the kind of magnetic pull that could persuade Henry to believe in a Catholic God. A man Henry needed to get at least 800 kilometres away from before he caused an international scandal in a tea room at Kensington Palace.
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Henry has a new equerry. And he's too hot for Henry's fragile, gay heart to handle. (AKA the Alex as Henry's equerry AU that I'm sure someone asked for)- Language:
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10 Feb 2024
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They’re in the air twenty minutes before the next report comes in, this time over their headsets. “Patient is located on the eastern side of Sgòr Gaoith. He reports a sudden snow squall came up, and he lost his footing and took a fall. He’s conscious and reports no major injuries, but he’s stuck on a ledge and can’t make it back to the trail. Patient is wearing a red jacket and a black knit cap and states his name is – ” there’s a burst of static over the radio.
“Please repeat the patient’s name,” Henry says into the headset mic as Schlosser programs the mountain’s location into the GPS.
There’s a bit more static, and then the dispatcher states, “Alexander Claremont-Diaz.”
(Or, a movieverse canon divergent AU wherein Henry is in the RAF and Cakegate still takes place, but the PR campaign doesn't happen – and two months after Cakegate, Alex does something dumb on a mountain in Scotland.)
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04 Feb 2024
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undone underneath. by Skamtrash
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
12 Sep 2023
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Alex fulfills an ask Henry had a couple months ago. He's finally ready to give him what he wants and absolutely ruin him in bed.
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27 Sep 2023