ybKitten
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In which your scientific job of science has you doing much more art than science, you’re praised for making cup ramen by a fish, there’s a robot on your desk who nearly sparkles, and you accidentally go on a date.
With the robot.
Congrats on the sex, by the way.
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In which everyone decides to go to the amusement park for Valentine's Day. EVERYONE. Causing various hijinks to ensue such as "Oh god why is there a fish girl in my lap while I'm trying to drive" and "Oh God are those butterflies really tasting me with their feet?"
Includes one(1) overly excitable Werewolf, one(1) disgruntled phoenix, one(1) razor sharp dragon girl, one(1) slightly annoyed object-head, one(1) poorly organized slime boy, one(1) exasperated demon, two (2) mer people, one (1) unidentified fish girl, two (2) moth girls, and hilarity that was definitely worth bringing the video camera along for.
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In which you enjoy a cute, relaxing evening with your robot boyfriend after a long day at the lab.
Completely unrelated, you find out that if you cross the pink wire with the white wire Mettaton literally vibrates.
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All My Friends are Assholes by Kera_moondust, ybKitten for Kera_moondust
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Sep 2015
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In which a certain mothgirl goes through way too much shit because she cares more than she probably should. Includes too many characters to list, most of them assholes, one of them a perfect cinnamon roll too precious for this world.
Snippets of Kanaya's POV throughout the events of "Sure I'll Check In The Back" and "But You Don't Even Like Coffee," as well as future fanfictions to come in this AU 'verse (so characters/tags to come as the story progresses).
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But You Don't Even Like Coffee by Kera_moondust, ybKitten for Kera_moondust
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Jul 2015
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No SBURB Coffee Shop AU in which Karkat Vantas simply attempts to get through his second year of college while working part-time in a small locally owned coffee shop, facing such trials as “why the fuck do those two assholes keep coming back,” “why do they keep ordering coffee they never drink anything you make,” and “HOW MANY TIMES CAN THEY KNOCK OVER THE SAME THREE TABLES OH MY GOD.”
Includes one (1) easily irate demon, one (1) long suffering objecthead, one (1) often-clueless slime boy, one (1) natural disaster walking, one (1) moth girl, multiple fish people, one (1) werewolf, one (1) dragon, and several instances of things that should really get somebody banned from a coffee shop.
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"In Tokyo" Ends Up as the Soundtrack of Your Life by ybKitten
Fandom Undertale (Video Game)
11 Oct 2025
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Since my works of self-insert & Mettaton seem to be working together in some sort of timeline... Might as well put them in one series, right?
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Don't Work In Customer Service (All the Patrons are Assholes) by Kera_moondust, ybKitten
Fandom Homestuck
23 Apr 2020
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An AU where basically everyone is in college working shitty customer service jobs and are also monsters for some reason. There are shenannigans and sex and like all the AUs. All of them.
The stories follow a timeline so it's a good idea to read them in order.
If the story says "for BloodthirstyKitten," it was written by Kera_moondust and vice-versa.
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Kim Dokja lifts his hands in surrender. “Alright, alright. It’s just impressive to see the way you put those big—”
“Yoo Joonghyuk’s big what?” an uninvited voice crows from behind.
Instantly, Kim Dokja is aware of their compromising situation, a shirtless Yoo Joonghyuk standing between his spread legs. They freeze, and spring apart guiltily. Han Sooyoung looks between them with raised eyebrows.
“Muscles.” Kim Dokja clears his throat. “I was talking about his... big muscles.”
Kim Dokja slips up one day and has sex with Yoo Joonghyuk. He then continues to make such blunders, all the while trying to show how absolutely, entirely casual and unbothered he is about the whole thing.
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19 Mar 2026
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“Egg bound?”
“Yeah. Egg bound. Like a chicken?” She clarified, thinking it a bit self explanatory. Judging by the confusion written all over his face, Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t think the same, and so it was up to her to explain it as briefly as she could. “You see, hens get egg bound when an egg gets stuck in the cloaca. It makes them really weak and if the egg doesn't make its way out they can die. It's a pretty serious thing…quit making that face! Authors have to research pretty weird things sometimes, you know? It's not even that strange–.”
“Kim Dokja is not a hen,” he interrupted her rather stupidly. But as stupid as it was, she didn't have a rebuttal for it. Egg or not, Kim Dokja was human and had no cloaca, as far as she knew.
“No shit sherlock. I suppose that in this case it's closer to constipation.” She snorted, suddenly realizing something. “A very bad one; that egg is made of pure gold.”
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Kim Dokja gets hit by a rather uncomfortable scenario penalty. Yoo Joonghuyk helps.
Bookmarked by ybKitten
04 Jan 2026
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How to Kiss Your Lover: Lessons with Yoo Joonghyuk by FallingFlowers
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
25 Jul 2025
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Fuck. This truth serum scenario punishment was going to end him.
“I can’t believe we’re in the middle of the apocalypse, and I’ve never kissed anyone,” Dokja blurted. His mouth kept going. “Can you believe it, Joonghyuk-ah?”
Within a split second, there was an answer. “I’ll do it,” he said. There wasn’t any humor in his voice. Then again, Yoo Joonghyuk wasn’t the type to crack jokes about this sort of thing.
Dokja almost tripped over his own feet as he came to a stop. “What?”
Dark eyes stared back at him, completely serious. “I’ll kiss you, Kim Dokja.”
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29 Aug 2025
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The Clinical Touch of my Burning Desire by RandomFanfictions
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
02 May 2023
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He knocked twice, waited several long minutes, and then opened the door.
“Joonghyuk-ah,” he began, but the words died quickly in his mouth.
Yoo Joonghyuk sat boneless, slumped against the wall. One belt—the one that carried his sword—was tossed by his feet while the other was still halfway threaded through the loops. The zipper to his pants was completely open and wrinkled from how it was pushed down below his waist.
His cock was fully erect and flushed.
Kim Dokja froze.
Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t look up, nor did he do anything to acknowledge the intrusion. The closest thing would maybe be how he pulled his hand away from his crotch, fingers twitching, and let his coat fall back over to hide the evidence.
Kim Dokja swallowed thickly, averting his gaze and trying his hardest to pretend this was a perfectly normal situation, thank you very much.
Or: Yoo Joonghyuk accepts a vague personal scenario. He regrets it. Kim Dokja helps.
Bookmarked by ybKitten
09 Aug 2025
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but satisfaction brought it back by queerweather
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
01 Jan 2024
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“I suppose it’s less humiliating, the less people that know,” Kim Dokja said with a sigh. “I won’t lie and say I’m enthused, but I’m not unwilling.”
Yoo Joonghyuk stared at him.
Kim Dokja scowled back. “Don’t look at me like that. I’m giving you realistic options. It’s either me or Lee Seolhwa. I’m not letting you die.”
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Yoo Joonghyuk's pride gets him poisoned with an aphrodisiac. Kim Dokja's emotional constipation gets him stuck in A Situation.As if his life wasn't stupid or complicated enough.
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07 Aug 2025