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  1. Rec 11

    spirits and such presents: 30 foods everyone should try at least once (ideally with a partner) by

    Fandoms: モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100  

    28 Jan 2023

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    It may seem silly, but Serizawa quickly finds that his favorite moments with Reigen are when the two are eating together. There's something about these moments that feel oddly casual, edging right up to the boundary set by professionalism without really breaching it.

    Which is fine, really. Serizawa's perfectly content eating delicious food as he establishes a good rapport with his boss. This definitely isn't going to turn into some quasi-dating situation.

    Absolutely not.

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    16 Jul 2023

  2. Rec 77

    looking for literally any man to be my boyfriend i am really hot i promise by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    28 Mar 2021

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    r/lonelyrightnow
    Posted by u/imhotipromisethrowaway

    my name is dave (24m) and i am looking for any dude to date me this is so stupid and im probably going to delete this but im so lonely and sad and i just want someone to look at me and tell me im cute ok like is that so much to ask

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    10 Apr 2021

  3. Rec 50

    DIRK TAKES A PISS by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    06 Jun 2021

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    You, DIRK STRIDER, have needed to urinate since approximately 10AM. That was around four hours ago. There are no working restrooms in this realm of literature due to somebody taking a shit equivalent to a weapon of mass destruction in the men’s restroom, so the only comfort rooms nearby are outside the front doors and settled in a corridor in between a GameStop and a Uniqlo. Once you're freed from the shackles of work that capitalism has placed upon you, you're pretty much raring to go and take a piss.

    BUT. (Colors invert, image flips vertically.) You make a tragic mistake.

    TL;DR - Don't drop your packer in the stalls.

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    01 Feb 2022

  4. Rec 20

    Wild Little Bruise by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    11 Aug 2021

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    Giorno pickpockets the car keys off Fugo every fucking time they go anywhere. This either leads to a 20min argument about who gets to drive back or Fugo checks his pocket and, finding it empty, immediately starts swinging (victor of the brawl gets to drive, obviously).

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    31 Aug 2021