yelling_laozu



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    “You know, you’re the one to beat this year,” Jiang Cheng offers helpfully, having seen the glare from right next to him. “Hanguang-jun’s been through juniors with the rest of us, he knows all of our tics. You’re an unknown variable, since he’s never competed against you before.”

    “Thanks,” says Wei Wuxian drily. “That’s very comforting.”

    Or: five nighthunting competitions where Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji were rivals, and one where they weren't.

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    A continuation of zombie drabble!

    She loses her brother in a hoard of the undead.

    She finds a corpse wearing his face in a convenience store.

    The corpse calls her name.

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    22 Nov 2021

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    Five times Lan Zhan came to the Yiling Salon for Lan Yuan, and the one time he came for himself.

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    18 Nov 2021

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    Cute <3

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    The two stared at each other, one seething, one with eyes full of laughter.

    “Fifteen points to Slytherin, and twenty points from Gryffindor,” Lan Wangji snapped as he broke eye contact and whirled around to walk away.

    There was a brief silence before Wei Wuxian’s companions broke into a babble of questions.

    “Did Lan Wangji just award us points for having to be acquainted with Wei Wuxian?” Nie Huaisang asked wonderingly.

    “What,” Jiang Cheng said slowly and menacingly, “Did you do?”

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    16 Nov 2021

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    Now that he thinks about it, he's never heard Lan Zhan talk so much, ever. Does Lan Zhan feel more comfortable talking to animals? Lan Zhan, do you actually have a talkative side?

    "My favorite class is Defense Against the Dark Arts because Professor Xiao is very good…but it is a class I have with Slytherin." Ah, of course. Lan Zhan probably hates having Defense Against the Dark arts with him, no matter how good Professor Xiao Xingchen is. He gets lost in this train of thought is interrupted. "I hate it so much, I wish he was in Arithmancy with me…he's so intelligent, I love him so much…"

    Love? Love who? Lan Zhan, you love someone?

    "I'm glad I still get to see him at dinner, I guess. I prefer the Ravenclaw library though it is smaller, but since he is in Slytherin, he sits there with his sister. Then at least I can be near him."

    What!?!

    (or, new and unregistered animagus Wei Ying is accidentally adopted by his favorite Ravenclaw, who just loves bunnies, and happens to be terribly, horribly in love with him.)

     

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