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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    Clark meets Bruce, they go on a date, figure out each others identities, fall in love and raise a son, not quite in that order.

    or: 5 times Clark and Bruce find themselves on a date and one time they actually mean to go on one

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    24 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 87

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    “You’ve…put a lot of thought into this,” he observes, taking one final, depressed sip of coffee before placing the mug on the desk.

    “Uh-huh!” Dick agrees cheerily, clearly delighted that someone has recognised his effort. “Started thinking about it at school last week! We were being quizzed about animal habitats and all that stuff, and it got me thinking!”

    Bruce stares, not quite following. “…About Superman being a penguin?”

    Dick reaches a perfectly logical explanation about Superman's mannerisms, which forces Bruce to do some serious self reflection. After all, the fact that he likes Clark's weird habit of giving him random trinkets as gifts doesn't mean it's romantic...right?

    For Superbat Week 2025. Day 4: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's domestic life | Odd tokens of affection

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    22 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    When Bruce Wayne crosses paths with Superman, he decides on impulse to turn on the charm and see if can figure out just what — if anything — his quasi-partner been hiding from Batman. It gets complicated from there.


    SuperBat Week 2026 Day 3: SuperRich (Superman/Bruce Wayne)

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    22 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 60

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    A moment later, Peter’s phone rang in his pocket. Wade watched for a moment, eyes wide. His eyes, however, only got wider when he looked down to where Peter’s phone was ringing, spotting the jacket wrapped around his ass.

    “...What’s up, Baddie?” Wade purred, hanging up the phone.

    Peter blinked, snapping out of his haze, before following Wade’s gaze. He had to curve his back a bit to notice the bedazzled letters strewn across his ass. Peter let out an abrupt laugh and fully faced Wade, face lighting on fire. “Wha…What are you doing back so soon??”

    Actually, why did Wade have to come back now of all times?

    “I’m good at what I do.” Wade kicked the door shut behind him, dropping a few bags and locking the door behind him. “Better question, though: what diva’s closet did you raid that from?” He says with a twinkle in his eye.

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    27 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Deadpool fell in love with a soft-spoken photographer with doe eyes and a vintage camera.

    What Wade doesn't know is that Bambi doesn't feel pain. What Wade doesn't know is that Bambi used to wear a lab coat. And what Wade definitely doesn't know is that once Peter Parker claims something, he never, ever lets it go.

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    27 Aug 2026