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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."
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Bookmarked by youtellme93
27 Apr 2026
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WIP
2026 x2
2025 x9
29/?
Really REALLY fantastic writing
STARTS TO FIX THE SQUIB HATE which is such a bandage on my soul
JUSTICE FOR FILCH, I scream, smashing my goblet to the floor, huzzah
SLYTHERIN!Ron who is friends with Draco! My heart
Mr. Maurice being awesome -
touch me deep, pure and true by clancularia
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Jul 2024
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“You are a unique case,” Lan Wangji said. “I am not sure I will be able to help you. Even the methods of investigation will need to be experimental.”
“Does that mean you won’t help?” Jiang Yanli asked.
“No,” Lan Wangji answered slowly. He looked at Wei Wuxian. “But you must understand that the process would not always be... comfortable. And that, despite the possible discomfort, there are no guarantees that anything I learn will lead to a solution.”
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Wei Wuxian goes to renowned scholar Lan Wangji for help with his core injury. In a twist that neither of them were expecting, it turns out that the solution to all his problems is a whole lot of magical, kinky sex.
Like... a whole lot. But it's all for very important Reasons, they swear!
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Bookmarked by youtellme93
30 Nov 2025
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This is a crazy good pr0n. It’s long. It’s hella long. But somehow there’s a plot hidden in there?
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“Imperio,” Malfoy murmured, and Harry’s eyes glazed over, a feeling of rightness descending over him, making him sway. Malfoy smirked. “Good boy.”
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13 Dec 2025
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Pr0n of the highest order. Love. It.
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Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Aug 2012
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Harry is an elf. No, he's not a bloody house elf. He lived in a place where they had got him confused with a house elf for nearly six years. They had him doing all the chores and he slept in a cupboard. Not a particularly cheerful cupboard, either. But he's not a house elf. He's a regular elf, thank you. Come on, people. It's like you're not wizards or something. PreHogwarts, NOT a creature fic. Character study.
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- Part 1 of The Library of Elvish Lore
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22 Mar 2026
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Harry the forest elf!
Ends with him captured and on his way to school
This is amazing. Harry’s a feral little child and it’s amazing(Series is abandoned, but has 2 full pieces)
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Something is alarmingly different about Harry Potter's magic and he's hoping that no one else notices. It is left to him to figure out why before it endangers him or anyone else, and keep it secret from those who'd want to use it for their own purposes.
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17 Mar 2026
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WIP
4/2026 x3
11/2025 x2
10/2025 x2
9/2025 x2
27/?Amazing amazing story. Criminally underbookmarked for quality. I can’t even begin to articulate how happy it makes me to read Dumbledore an McGonagall and Dudley speaking as actual human beings and not caricatures.
Millicent is a delight. This take on Lockhart and Voldie is very interesting. The magic cult people are terrifying. The scenes with Filtch are wonderful
P.S. less tags means the story is probably great, I will die on this hill