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“I didn’t call you to hear about how bad of an idea this is,” Wooyoung grumbles, words muffled behind his hands. “I already know it’s a fucking bad idea. The worst, even.”
“Then why the hell are you doing it?” comes the question Wooyoung has been asking himself since San left his apartment that morning, this time projected from his phone’s speaker instead of knocking around pinball-style within the privacy of his skull.
“Because, Hongjoong, I’m whipped beyond all worldly measurements, if you happened to miss the memo,” he snaps. “Because Choi San could ask me to clean a dirty car with my current toothbrush and all I’d ask is which soap I should use. I’d even hit the interior, give it a good carpet scrub.”
San asks Wooyoung to be his boyfriend for the night. Wooyoung is as elated as he is irrevocably doomed.
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"Thanks to your genius idea," Wooyoung continues hotly, flying past the front counter to jab his finger into the time clock machine at the mouth of the adjacent hallway, "Yunho thinks I want to date him."
Mingi breathes out a low whistle, letting the pages of the magazine in his hands flutter shut. "Then you should be thanking me for getting you a hot boyfriend," he suggests, smiling in the wake of Wooyoung's fury.
"He's not my fucking boyfriend," Wooyoung seethes, punching buttons on the cash register until the door pops open.
"I said hot boyfriend," comes the breezy response, "and I'm only hearing half of a denial."